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is a thought of a unicorn a real thought?
Odin
Odin
i squared = −1 because we have imaginary numbers... Zero is considered to be both real and imaginary ... my mind has an imagination so Unicorns exist... ... and also Aliens.
Juan Derlust
I'm about to buy a trowel and start digging catholes. I'm tired of waiting 30 minutes to take a shit and then having to force my intestines out all because I got constipated waiting for the bathroom.
Wheat2020
Wheat2020
You literally shit out a window?
OTTERWOLF
OTTERWOLF
oh yeah, I had the same problem, 4 - 5 guys sharing 1 bathroom, and one was a body builder, his showers took a solid hour....
So, I just sat on the ledge somehow [*I was real skinny back then] obviously with my feet inside the house,kinda sitting on the ledge with the opened window - the lower portion of the window - arched over my back... and I just let it fly.

What else could I do ???
OTTERWOLF
OTTERWOLF
Now, keep in mind - there were no neighbors behind us, so nobody saw nothing, not that it mattered.
Now - If I have to go, I have literally 30 seconds to get to a toilet or else I'm just dropping my pants.
I'll tell you what, once you get used to squatting - no toilet, Asian style.... - you come to realize that for your body it's way better for you, because it is like lightning !!
So fast and efficient, effortless, you are done in like 5 - 10 seconds, maybe 15 seconds max....
Thowback Thursday
More youth.
This dumpster was amazing;I'd often found throwaways of the big liter bottles they ship syrup with codiene to pharmacies in. Because of the consistency of it there would always be an ounce or two in the bottle they didnt get out. I'd get 2 or 3, spatula scrape out the good, make some szrrrp, put on DJ screw and get faded. :)
Juan Derlust
Juan Derlust
Resourceful!
MFB
MFB
Thanks! I can say with confidence; Noone works less, and eats more than me!
Juan Derlust
Juan Derlust
Ever experience massive constipation?
Is there an achievement for actually making Mormon missionaries STOP talking to you?
Wheat2020
Wheat2020
Catholicism is pretty fucking creepy, honestly.
Odin
Odin
Anderson is your typical Catholic Priest after all...

Wheat2020
Wheat2020
Don't know bout the music but that's awesome. Man, I need to watch Hellsing sometime.

Edit:
Holy shit do Catholic Priests really say shit like this guy?