Sex in public places? Sure! (1 Viewer)

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MiztressWinter

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Wherever I lay my head tonight is home!
But I've yet to find someone crazy enough to go to Sunday Church with- and while mass is going on sneaking into the confessional booth and going crazy... bwuahahaaha....
...perhaps this has something to do with me going to Catholic school for 8 years? Hahahaa... Either way I want to do this someday, very much so!

You are now officially my friend (lol) This is my all-time FAV fantasy and god damn it I'm going to do it one day. My partner is def crazy enough we just haven't found the proper church yet. Dressing up as nun and priest are part of my plan, as well as defiling the SHIT out of that confessional booth. Father forgive me for I have sinned ;)
 

BlewJ

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Many times have I had sex in public. Nearly every time I've been caught. A hippy gf and I did it in a deluge of a summer rain against some friends' house, one of whom came out but didn't get involved. :(

I've done the whole behind a dumpster thing with another gf.

In a minivan with a short term fuck buddy right next to a public park.

On some cliffs in the southern part of the Netherlands.

In some public showers with a girl I was in the mental hospital with and in another girl's room (with that other girl) same place.

In some woods in my hometown and a guy on a mountain bike actually started hitting on my girl. I was a bit too naked and thinking, "Hit all you will; I'm the one getting some" to fight the fucker.

My wife is so reserved sexually, and I don't intend on being unfaithful, but I hope my days of public sex, possibly being caught, are not over.

Oh yeah, I've been caught by cops while in a car before too.

Hell, in fact, my very first time, at 16, was under an oak tree in a public park.

I've almost had as much public sex as other... well, at least a quarter as much.
 

iamwhatiam

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under a banyan tree late into the evening and early morning, some kids happened along at one point and didn't see us until they were right on us and we scared the hell out of them..heh
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gettin a bj in a bar in key west out in the open, where i was promptly kicked out of there
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on top of a moving train
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and at a rainbow gathering around a bonfire with about 10 people there watchin.......hell, i'll admit i'm somewhat of an exhibitionist

all involved alcohol
 
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I've had sex at the photo lab at my college a few times. I think all the long-term photo nerds that go there have. it's kinda a right of passage. lol
 

marc

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I've had sex in plenty of public places but my favorite was in a mall bathroom that people kept walking in so i had to cover her mouth the entire time so noone heard us.
 

Loth Lorien

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My parents apartment building patio was the dumbest place I think because the neighbors saw. Some were chill about it and others took this as a sign that they should do the same. It was really awkward when I would run into them in the area. Been caught in the woods a few times. Skate park bowl was also a bit lame. I caught a guy with two girls having sex well on E in my storage unit once. I honestly don't see why some people make a big deal about sex in public places.
 

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my personal favorite spot thus far would have to be at the podium in an abandoned church, over looking all the empty pews.
 

Diagaro

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Years ago I had a car like this . . .
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I was alwase obsessed with bangin ON this car more than IN it. Hooked up with an EX girlfriend in Denver and talked her into it, it was frosty as hell (like November) we parked in the parking lot of a catholic school that looked like a castle with the moon and stars blazing above through the frost ring of the moon I sat her on the roof with the T-tops off standing in the drivers seat and lay pipe till till her ass was frozen to the roof! We didn't get cought but there was a lot of red body parts and a hell of a popsicle frozen to my roof - Shit was so cash!
 

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on a very small bus in japan with a bunch of other people on it.. and on a rooftop once.. we were loud as hell and when we were done there was a couple waiting for us to get done so they could climb up and do their thing..
 

carlylanea

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I've had sex on the steps of city hall in broad daylight, next to someones hot water heater right outside their back door, on the middle of a golf course in a nice community while people were playing golf, and the best : a mall security guard gave me his car keys and told me I could use his car to fuck my boyfriend...of course I did it! :) hahaha.
 

mazy

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on a playground in the middle of suburban georgia. pretty much in the backyard of a quiktrip. it was gr8.
 

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imagine stopping at a grade crossing with your family to wait for a train to creep by and there's my pastey-white pimply butt bouncin up and down on the the back of a grainer...... oops
 

Enu

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i lost my virginity on the floor of a movie theater in the middle of "the corpse bride" it was an imediate regret, i did not love the human that i was with, some dont need this sensation but, it was not thrilling , it left me with a sense of loss, i felt that i should have waited for someone else, but i have moved from sexual pressures me and my current partner have wild thrilling sex and we can do it in private or anywhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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one of my exs and i snuck into a movie theater found a movie.... well we didnt see anyone in there. did the deed at the end of the movie we were escorted and kicked off the premises. apparently some of the staff watched us from up top.
 

Diagaro

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imagine stopping at a grade crossing with your family to wait for a train to creep by and there's my pastey-white pimply butt bouncin up and down on the the back of a grainer...... Oops

fuck yea, fuck yea!
 
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Me & my boyfriend (he's my ex now) found this awesome squat in Clearwater Beach, FL. We had a romantic day on the beach swimming & sharing a spacebag. Went back to the squat later that night & had the most passionate/porno/love making/fantasy sex evAr! OMG, so good. Anyshit, when I get drunk I can't NOT be loud. It just so happens these two guys walk by & hear me screaming "FUCK ME....HARDER.....DON'T STOP.....yeah.....Yeah.....YEAAAAAAH!!!!!"
They had to yell twice as loud over me to get us to stop. Turns out....they called 6up. We had to get dressed & explain to the cops, while still staggering drunk, that he WASN'T raping me & that I reallllly wanted it. hahaha. So embarrassing.
I do appreciate those guys for looking out cause WHAT IF a girl was getting raped ya know? They did the right thing but interupted some historical sex.
So after all those douchebags left...................we both finished. ;-]
 
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on top of the burnside bridge downtown side across from the mission. we got caught in the parking garage next to burnside skate park I had her on top of me next to some guys car good thing he wasnt there ten minutes earlier she was on his car
 

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