Sex in public places? Sure!

[MiztressWinter]

Am I the only one that has never fucked...in, behind, or next to..a dumpster? Or on cardboard?

I fail, and loose punk points. lolz

 

[Pheonix]

park my shopping cart behind the bank, sit my baby on it and proceed to make a deposit

 

[MiztressWinter]

park my shopping cart behind the bank, sit my baby on it and proceed to make a deposit

good one pheonix.

I've always been into semi-public sex. Not so much full on public, with people cheering and such (lol) but I like things of risk. Knowing there's a chance of getting caught, or even getting caught is thrilling to me. (again, idk about being caught by a whole crowd of people cheering like one kid here said though lol) I think it's just one of those things, nah' mean? It provides a certain thrill, and rush. Makes things interesting and breaks up the same ole' same ole'.

 

[Drunken Hearted Man]

good one pheonix.

I've always been into semi-public sex. Not so much full on public, with people cheering and such (lol) but I like things of risk. Knowing there's a chance of getting caught, or even getting caught is thrilling to me. (again, idk about being caught by a whole crowd of people cheering like one kid here said though lol) I think it's just one of those things, nah' mean? It provides a certain thrill, and rush. Makes things interesting and breaks up the same ole' same ole'.

I agree, it does add a nice thrill. Although sometimes it's not so fun when you actually get caught, like on an interstate exit by the Mississippi state troopers ha...they weren't so thrilled about it.

 

[MiztressWinter]

oh shiiiii Mississippi. god damn of all states. I know ALL about that shit. ugh

 

[Drunken Hearted Man]

Yeah I'm sure there's a dashboard video of me and my traveling partner naked and whiskey drunk in the middle of the street at 1pm...I'm sure they still talk about that day hahaha...They made us walk down the interstate 5 miles to their county line since they didn't want to deal with us. Kind of hard when you can barely stand up.

 

[MiztressWinter]

lmfao nice.

I got pulled over in MS once, with a pistol under my seat (it was registered to me but I didn't have a license to carry it concealed), a bottle of xanax with no script, and weed. I was driving back to mobile AL and I was in the middle of freaking nowhere on the interstate and i had to peeeeeeeee. so I pulled off the road...went down in the bushes and did my business. I mean, no one could see me, period. Came back up and son of a bitch if a cop wasn't behind me with blue lights on. oh fuck. so I walk up to my truck and he starts asking me what i'm doing and I explain look sorry I realllly had to go and there wasn't an exit for miles. He searched the truck, arrested me, and I was charged with simple possession (for the weed...the bastard kept my xanax...lol) DUI (which I beat, cuz I hadn't even been drinking AND he refused me a breath analyzer test when I demanded one) public intoxication (again also beat, i wasn't fucked up man. hadn't been drinking, and had only smoked like a joint. hadn't taken any of the xanax either) and also indecent exposure (I was SO far up in some bushes it was ridiculous but whatever) the indecent exposure and simple possession were the only charges that stuck. But this asshole completely searches me (without a female present) and I mean touched my damn parts and EVERYTHING. I was so freaking pissed, but nothing was done about it. God damn to hell with Mississippi! Fuck that whole state.

 

[Drunken Hearted Man]

Yeah fuck that whole area. That sounds ridiculous. I got arrested driving through Morris AL a couple years ago, had a knife on my hip so they pulled guns on us and searched the car, found a pipe with a miniscule amount of weed in it and a fucking sword (no idea...wasn't mine). They thought we were satanists haha, guess they don't see face tats too often..

 

[MiztressWinter]

Lol nope. and I forgot in that story to tell you....that they impounded my truck , and when I went to pick it up the guy tells me *Oh your pistol is under the seat* LOLZ really? You arrested me, and charged me with a god damn DUI when I hadn't had not even one drink, refused me a breath analyzer test, but you DID NOT charge me for carrying a concealed pistol under my seat with no concealed weapons permit? And..you left my gun under my seat for me? Lol I mean, thanks?! But...what?!

 

[Drunken Hearted Man]

ahahahah...that's ridiculous. The cops in morris were going to keep us in their tiny jail (like 4 cells) for a whole month, but they decided they didn't want to deal with us for that long so they just let us go and drove us out of town ha.

 

[A better World]

Sewer run off system right underneath the sewer grate where any passerby could look down and see two early teenage punks with mohawks going at it doggy, oral sex directly in front of a coffee shop in the center of town interupted by a staring old couple, attempted sex in a burger king bathroom at 7 am before school( sink broke off wall from my fat ass, we ran), school parking lot at lunchtime, front yard at night, side yard in broad daylight, under bridge in river with 3 of my friends watching ( what a great losing your virginity story), back parking lot of k mart when i worked there doped up on my birthday, abandoned houses, woods, friends couch with him sitting on it nodding out completely obliviuos, in the middle of a tennis court in a public park, my exes brothers car while he was driving unaware, my exgrilfriends living room couch while her dad was napping 15 feet away, ive probably got alot more i cant remember its not that i particularly love public sex i just never have a place to go that isnt public

 

[the wizard]

in front of a public library.

 

[BrittanyTheBananarchist]

man..MS sounds not so leniant. and is it illigal for a male cop to search a woman without a female cop present?? ive been searched by guy cops with none present but i was too drunk to care most times. never thought about it till now though.

 

[drunken marauder]

So hmm I find it hard not to have sex in public when I live in public most of the time.... I think the best was really loud sex in a rest stop for close to an hour with my then gf and her friend........

 

[Alyssa]

ive had sex in some weird places... for instance.. i was drinking in downtown olympia around halloween time last year with a buddy of mine... we fucked by 2 bus stops, on someones lawn, and again somewhere else i can remember... ather time i was in portland waiting for a train the main train yard... the north side of the yard i beleive... under the bridge... on a boat, in a couple bushes... on a greyhound bus (that took ninja skills) abandnded houses, giant tree houses...anywhere seems like a good place when you have the whole world to fuck in.

no fuckin way. greyhound buss would be so impossible

 

[MiztressWinter]

oh i dont think it would be.....last greyhound trip i took the person in front of me was receiving head. lol

 

[seasonchange]

craziest encounters: on texas state capitol grounds, rooftop, theater stage (no audience though, haha).

 

[MiztressWinter]

Recent trip: behind a Waffle House. lol

 

[mandapocalypse]

Cemeteries are always excellent..... totally creepy and exciting.

Did it once on an airplane- it was so fucking obvious... hahahahaaa.

Along the river... with people having campfires all around.... Oh well, it was dark, right?

Recently tripping on acid naked in a kiddy pool, then walking to the playground and going at it intensely til' sunrise as we heard kids giggling as they were going to school...

During Chaos in Tejas this past year in ATX at a bar, capacity filled, going at it under the table then sneaking him into the women's bathroom all jacked up on coke and vodka....


But I've yet to find someone crazy enough to go to Sunday Church with- and while mass is going on sneaking into the confessional booth and going crazy... bwuahahaaha....
...perhaps this has something to do with me going to Catholic school for 8 years? Hahahaa... Either way I want to do this someday, very much so!

 

[crustpunk82]

Recent trip: behind a Waffle House. lol

haha i think i was there for that.