Daily showers are purely ‘performative’

[MetalBryan]

Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist

Call it perfume-ative hygiene.

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[Joey Garbanzo]

In Crust We Trust! Rejoice my smelly cohorts for the world is our dumpster and we shall dive and reap the benefits and may our naysayers and epidermous washers be struck down and pelted with the bars of soap they so desperately decree a need for!

And the crust-lord gazed upon his dirty creation and it was good.

 

[Ichor]

Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist

Call it perfume-ative hygiene.

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I have to admit I have known this for quite a while now. I haven't used soap regularly in years and it has no impact on my life at all. The most I have to do is wash my face and moisturize due to eczema.

I don't understand why people make such a big deal out of it either. The only thing I have to do is use deodorant because I still exist in the normie world and I do get shmelly. There's really no use for it other than to smell like flowers.