Finding girls on the road (A silly but relevant thread!)

[wokofshame]

No. Its only 70 year old homebums that want to rape you and then ask for spare change.
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The nice thing about those guys is that they have no teeth to get in the way when they suck you off.

 

[snacktime]

Two thumbs up for being a creepstar. Rule #1 for getting girls- not asking about it on a forum.

And if you're strictly seeking to "get your dick wet," there are areas of craigslist that cater to such impulses.

 

[dawgrunner]

". They can see no reason not to steal, lie, destroy things, and generally act like a jackass. There were people who did this sort of thing back in the day, too, but back then they were outcasts from the jungle, "streamliners", and nobody would have anything to do with them. Today, young people seem to ADMIRE people who behave like this. In 1970, anybody who disrespected the jungle got a beat-down. It should still be that way" -Kabar


In the 1970's there wasn't all this press and pictures. to be invisible was what it was about. Respect and never listen or be seen by the pigs. sleep with your eyes open, period. Dawgrunner

 

[hippychick]

yes there still are female travelers!!!! an lovin the life!!!!

 

[Diagaro]

one hint bro:Be an asshole, then show em you have a heart to go with your brain . . . get it?

 

[Skitty]

wow let me tell you that after posting this you just ruined your chances of hooking up with any girl who travels and reads this by 100% really you sound like Mike, "the situation" off of The Jersy Shore (yes i watch jersy shore) you are tryen way too hard man

meat headed cockiness = your cock not getten any

Yes there are females travelers, lots of them, many of whom are babes, haven't you noticed any pictures on here? Honestly guys with your kind of mind set make me so much more thankful that I have the boyfriend that I do. I can't tell you how many times i've overheard squater guys talk about how wonderful it is to have a girlfriend because you get pussy whenever you want. Yes i'll agree sex is great, sex while traveling is pretty fucking fantastic because waiting for trains in some bushes can get extremely boring, but there is so much more to a relationship than just sex. If you base your relationship off solely sex it won't last, and you're probably not mature enough for a relationship anyways, they take commitment and work, generally the more you put into them the more you get out.

 

[1544c]

meat headed cockiness = your cock not getten any

i disagree. if you think you're the coolest shit in the world, odds are you can convince someone stupider that you are the coolest shit. girls like men with confidence, even if it is unfounded.

 

[Alaska]

Rofl @ this entire thread.

All I know is; relationships on the road are excruciatingly hard. And a lot of the time, the jealousy is founded. Traveling kids are sluts.

 

[Deleted member 125]

aaaaaahahahahaha

 

[Mouse]

Fucking christ...

just die, please. Die.

 

[Uncle Mom]

Girls don't travel. You will have to fuck on only one side of the fence.....
Your choice: Pitching or Catching.

 

[Matt aka Sparks]

Traveling girls don't exist. And baby ducks are cameras.

 

[Alaska]

Aye, no girls on the internet, and no girls on the rails.

Shit, what do you girls do for fun these days? Volleyball and making me sandwiches? shyeeet.

 

[tautoutrain]

Anything that doesn't involve males, Thats for sure!

 

[theare]

Hahahaha, wow man, just wow.

 

[Deleted member 125]

get a thick sleeping bag. one that will be able to absorb all of the cum your going to be wanking into it.

 

[FigTree]

i've never understood the sex obsession. i hugely prefer watching the sky and thinking to myself, sex tends to bore me pretty quick.

 

[louie]

So I'm young and single with 10x the sexdrive of a normal human being (I fuck on either side of the fence, depends on what day you catch me). I'm just kinda wondering, is there a solid lot of girls out there who would be chill with dating or hooking up with a traveler? I've been operating out of a base camp in my home state for now, ski instructing and now farmworking a solid base of "land cash", my low-ball fallback fund. Because of this, I haven't had much chance to try my game out on the road, I've just been with local girls.
I only ask because a great deal of the girls I know wouldn't look twice at a hobo. I mean, I look more like a cowboy than a hobo, but still, it's something for concern. As I move from taking short "jaunt trips" across state and into national/international travel, I want to be damn sure I can get laid where ever I'm at.
Are there actual female travelers out there? Not to get all idealist/romantic on ya, but my dream is to find some wild road woman. (Sex on a train sounds impossibly great)

I wasn't concerned until I read Tom Kromer's "Waiting for Nothing", he paints such a lonely picture of the life of the peripatetic.

i just went out on the road a month ago and alredy ive ment an awesome hippy chick. if u wanna get laid while traveling your best bet is fucking townies at gatherings finding yourself a traveling girl or taking frequent showers. i personally suggest one of the first 2 options.

 

[Beegod Santana]

I just go on interweb dating sites and message every girl looking to become a cop asking if they wanna bang dope and fuck in a dumpster before they enter the straight life forever.

You'd be surprised at the results!

 

[mikefwt]

I just go on interweb dating sites and message every girl looking to become a cop asking if they wanna bang dope and fuck in a dumpster before they enter the straight life forever.

You'd be surprised at the results!

seriously made me lol