Finding girls on the road (A silly but relevant thread!)

[wokofshame]

Except butt pirates

 

[EphemeralStick]

Nah you shouldn't trust the butt pirates either. they be plundering your booty.

 

[Kim Chee]

Arrrgh, you scurvy scum. You all know you like a little booty every now and then!

 

[wehavethemap]

best lovin/friendships i ever had in my life are the ones that manifested on the road
it seems to happen most awesomely when you aren't lookin for it

 

[solarbob]

I don't hitch any more, I ride now and pick up hitchers. But I will add a comment, I got more tail on the road than sitting in some local bar. Texas was the most fun when I got a ride from 3 college girls driving around looking for fun, and we had lots of it. New Mexico was good also, met a runaway in Taos and we traveled together for about 4 months. From Cali. and find lots of girls here, out-of-state and looking to find that grower they screw into giving them all the pot they want. Bj for a joint and on to find the next one!

 

[The Cack]

I'd say just hang around the colleges. Or Berkeley--can't go wrong there.

 

[godsahn]

still funny

 

[wartomods]

when you are soaked wet, thinking how good that last sardine can tasted and are trying to find a good camping ground, sex can wait.

 

[scales]

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[EphemeralStick]

some guys toled me to use hook up sites but who's gonna want a crusty punk nobody!!!

that guy was me, and I don't know what you're doing wrong because i'm practically swimming in penis.

 

[scales]

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[Alaska]

that guy was me, and I don't know what you're doing wrong because i'm practically swimming in penis.

Like, a pool of penis? Or swimming in the penis itself?

 

[EphemeralStick]

A pool of penis of course! Complete with a diving board and pool toys! Looots of pool toys.

 

[Alaska]

Mad jelly over here, brah

 

[Dead horse]

Man just let it happen.. if your all cowboy n shit and you ain't scoring as a hobo then you need to work on your game. Ive had chicks pick me up hitching, take me home clean me up and fuck me and drop me in train yards the next day with 20 bucks in my pocket and food in my belly with a clean set of pressure relieved balls. im an not an underwear model but i get drunk and always seem to end up with the stank of pussy on my dick the next day and we aint talking toothless crackers on the corner being watched by the crack dealer. Either your not jerking off enough to control your urges or your just not a ladies man

 

[Alaska]

Man just let it happen.. if your all cowboy n shit and you ain't scoring as a hobo then you need to work on your game. Ive had chicks pick me up hitching, take me home clean me up and fuck me and drop me in train yards the next day with 20 bucks in my pocket and food in my belly with a clean set of pressure relieved balls. im an not an underwear model but i get drunk and always seem to end up with the stank of pussy on my dick the next day and we aint talking toothless crackers on the corner being watched by the crack dealer. Either your not jerking off enough to control your urges or your just not a ladies man

Well, look at this fucking studly he-man, everyone!

Asshole

 

[Unslap]

"so do you wanna change into some clean clothes?"
"i dont have any"
"you dont have a change of clothes in your bag?"
"all i have is what im wearing"
*acts surprised* "well you cant wear those in the house"
"Uh, ok :-]"

 

[Pheonix]

Well, look at this fucking studly he-man, everyone!

Asshole

he may be an asshole, but he is living the life that the original poster can only wet dream about. nice guys finish last, but asshole guys always get laid.

I find it hilarious that the original poster talked about having 10x the sex drive of a normal human. If this were true and he can't get laid then he would end up in a mental institute or in prison for a sex crime. sex addiction is more than just a good porno plot, it really does drive some people mad but most just give into their urges and become sex offenders. personally I think he is confusing being a chronic masterbater with having a high sex drive.

And even funnier still is that he said he didn't have the time to work on his game because he is a ski instructor and a farmhand. seriously if he couldn't find the time to work on his game when he was surrounded by cowgirls and snow bunnies then he has much less of a sex drive then the normal man.

 

[J Dizzle]

my dream is to become a sort of drifting don juan. i'm pretty charming tbh.

 

[Dead horse]

Asshole

Some of us are just good like that