Finding girls on the road (A silly but relevant thread!) (1 Viewer)

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Ok horny dude... you have prolly gone back to normal life by now, but I have an idea if you're still undersexed and into traveler chicks. Two words. Beer run.
Become the master of the beer run ! You walk into a chain store, grab as much beer as you can carry (cans not bottles) and then run out with it. DO NOT run directly to a cool squat or other venue ! DO NOT let the clerk grab you by the dreads ! If you get really good a at a beer runs, you can rock into a town and challenge whoever the reigning Beer Run Alpha Male is, and if you win... well you're Alpha Male of the week. Once you're Alpha Male of the week, there will be plenty of 16 year old traveler girls with no self esteem who will THROW themselves at you. Wear condoms. Happy fucking !
 
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I fantasize that I can but usually can't stand being around people for more than a day or two at a time... about once a week works for me when it comes to most relationships since we'll start fighting. as some guy said earlier it's why I travel. keep getting kicked out of places, can't live with people. had a couple of one-nighters but I never usually want to see whoever it is I did stuff with again
 
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I once met a girl at this hippie bonfire bullshit. The day we met, she let me sleep in her bed with her. I wasnt sure if she knew I was a dirty kid because by this time I was fresh as hell. Anyways, I slept in her bed, we didn't fuck or anything, but we did make out and cuddle and stupid cutesy bullshit. After that we kinda hangout very casually as friends would and after awhile we started to fuck a lot and I basically lived with her because we just fucked so much hahaha. But beware because it can get creepy. I personally don't do relationships and even told her that I can't be committed with one person especially in this situation since Id be leaving town any day really. So like, she saw me downtown and I was with another girl. Me and this girl didn't have a thing, which doesn't matter anyways, but the girl I've been sleeping with got mad at me and was bitching me out and shit.
What I'm saying is, it's easy to get involved with people with houses and shit and it can be pretty beneficial because they'll help you out with food or whatever you want, make you a bit more comfortable and they'll fuck you if your demands are said haha. But just be careful getting the crazy bitches.
 

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What I'm saying is, it's easy to get involved with people with houses and shit and it can be pretty beneficial because they'll help you out with food or whatever you want, make you a bit more comfortable and they'll fuck you if your demands are said haha. But just be careful getting the crazy bitches.

Ha, sounds like something out of the evasion book
 
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ok... I got kicked out of a show tonight because I was "staggering and hanging out with your drunk friend" ( fuck u El Corazon !) but/and I will say this. Guys... bitches have hearts too ! We like who we like and we love who we love and if it's you... you prolly lead us to believe that you were down with it. I have heard so many "crazy bitch" stories, and I'm finished with that shit. If you're enough of an adult to travel, you're enough of an adult to take responsibility for your actions. I defy any one among you to say "Yes, I was always 100% honest and upfront with all the girls I messed around with." BULLSHIT ! You told girls what you needed to tell them to get what you wanted. And there's no shame in that, I've done the same thing with guys. However, you don't get to use the circumstances in which you were dishonest with somebody, and that somebody freaked out, to start a "travelling girls b like..." conversation. Because, actually, the conversation honestly goes like "I'm selfish...and I b like...". An fuck the fuckin El Corazon and fuck that fucking Wanker !!! Pass out time, ok bye. < snore>.
 

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Dude get really comfy with Rosey and her 9 sisters. that is going to be your 10 times the average human sex life. Like someone earlier said get a big fluffy sleeping bag but make sure it can washed at a laundry mat, you do need to be able to roll it up quickly.
 

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My husband and I met when he asked me to bum him a smoke! I went from assistant manager at a good job and living in a nice condo to sleeping in the ditch behind a titty bar and forgoing bathing for extended lengths of time. Yee haw~

he is really awesome though. I can't believe how much yuppie box some of the dirty raunchy face tatted junkie dudes on the east coast can pull... I guess their game is fucking top notch.

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Just do what you do. Be yourself. Have respect. Be interesting and engaging. Don't be as scummy as other traveler dudes.
 

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Oh yeah, I didn't mention that my last post did not parse correctly. My guy isn't a scummy, or a junkie. My great friends aren't scummy. Don't be scummy. Also, you don't gotta lie to kick it~

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Yeah i used to be in a ltr and get mad "yuppie box" lol. and ya know what?
that shit was cool at first but then it turned fucking sour. sex became all exactly the same very single time, shit got so sour, arguments all the time, screaming and crying, her slapping me. fuck relationships. getting ass on the regular ain't worth life sucking balls.

One night, do your laundry, take a shower, grab what ya can from her fridge, use her roommate's java press to fill your thermos, then get her to give you a ride to the trainyard, maybe a farewell beej. GTFO
 
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Lmao....im a pirate ;)
this thread reminds me of my own thread...HARD-ons and catching out....
Lmao....
Women travelers exist....
Ive seen em
Ive met a couple off here...
They good gals.
Wholesome lovins
Found out they get lady boners sumtimes too when catchin a unit

Someone made a thread on oogle wife huntin too i think....
I had a good laugh readin all this



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yeah of course theres girls that travel. in fact there are tons of female travelers who are badass, intelligent, self reliant, experienced, etc. the vast majority of the other girls i meet traveling fall into this category.
i also hear alot of stories about yuppie girls adopting dirty kids and giving them good good lovin, so thats a possiblity as well. you might even be able to convince said yuppie girl to quit her job and travel with you, that way you get the best of both worlds. (kinda.)
Sometimes it back fires. I have met chicks while in SF that think just because we hooked up we were meant to be together and when it was time for me to dip out they cried saying that they wanted to go with me and be together. My bus ticket is usually for only a week and when I am by car or train it is even shorter. It gets messy and that is not why I travel, I don't like messy togetherness!!!!
 

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