When the Revolution Comes, I want...

[Gudj]

Friendly dogs. Lots of them.

Congratulations to everyone who posted on this thread for not turning this into a "the revolution is never coming / YOU are the revolution / blah bla" type thread.

 

[connerR]

Things I would like to have with me:

- a .22 rifle
- a big sharp knife
- lots of writing materials
- lots of wild turkey
- a ten acre area to construct a private compound.

and this would be cool, too.

 

[Argus]

I would want a really good list of quotes and catch phrases to say. Such as "Im here to kickass and chew bubble gum and im all out of gum"

"Ding dong, motha fucka! Ding dong!" or "Who ordered the whoop ass fajitas?!"

 

[Argus]

A Kalashnikov, 300 rounds of ammo, 200 ft of rope, a knife, 300 ft of fishing line, 20 iodine pills, and one 4'8" tarp.

What he said but with 1,00 rounds of ammo.

 

[sleep]

A place to lay low and supplies for me and my friends to defend and sustain ourselves until all the self styled kings and their minions are done fighting.

 

[Drunken Hearted Man]

A ruggedly handsome archeologist with a whip and his little Asian boy sidekick.

 

[yarn and glue]

I would like to reinstate a post-apocalyptic mail carrier system a la Kevin Costner as The Postman. Homemade postman uniforms = original crusty duds. Postal-apocalypse!

 

[oldmanLee]

1000 cloth sewing needles
100 leather needles
10,000 fish hooks(various)
10 miles of thread
10 miles of 20# fishing line
1/2 ton dogfood
300 miles woth of gasoline

 

[farmer john]

only 300 ,miles?

 

[rabitt]

haha I like how someone says revolution and everyone starts talking apocalypse.
my garden, seeds, a good knife, a well, solar panels, salt, books and a dog that I can telepathically talk to...

 

[oldmanLee]

Yep.300 miles.If I need more than that at the start,its a bit rougher than I'd like to be driving a truck thru.

 

[farmer john]

ok fair enough i forgot about refueling lol

 

[shwillyhaaa]

-club
-gas mask
-big scary gun
-boots
-black bandana
-bourbon
-rose oil
lots of sharp and harmful things
-scanner

 

[bananathrash]

some sexy lingerie and a super soaker painted black.

 

[BrittanyTheBananarchist]

chain mail made from beer tabs,
a machete,
good pack,
all the methadone i can get,
tarp,
crobar,
magnesium stick,
parachite cord,
empty book and a pen,
and a banjo, plus good friends.
and a few twinkies.

 

[120 Proof Vomit]

a ukulele, a banjo, a guitar, all the extra supply of strings/suitable substitutes, tons of fishing line and floss/strong thread for repairing clothes, a steel pipe longer than i am tall, comfortable shoes, tons of el yuctateto, siracha, and cholula hot sauce, a shitload of beer, a wicked sweet place to sleep at night, my best friends, a bunch of knives, gardening/farming skills, and a very nice bike. and more booze.

 

[Pheonix]

everyone mentions booze but no one mentions a still to make your own booze (and drinking water)

 

[wildboy860]

chain mail made from beer tabs,
a machete,
good pack,
all the methadone i can get,
tarp,
crobar,
magnesium stick,
parachite cord,
empty book and a pen,
and a banjo, plus good friends.
and a few twinkie


do you know how easy it will be to penatrate your beer tab chainmale? I hope you were joking.

 

[BanMatt]

When the revolution comes, I want... it not to be led by teenagers.
When the revolution comes, I want...a real revolution. ALIENS.
When the revolution comes, I want... Mel Gibson's head on a stake.

 

[BrittanyTheBananarchist]

ya i was joking haha. my brother is makin chain mail suit of armor out of beer tabs for my niece for a costume for halloween hah thought it was funny. and its a good use for the tabs!