When the Revolution Comes, I want...

[Cush]

fuck your revolution. you can prepare for that. meanwhile i'll be stockpiling for the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

 

[Mosquito]

-2ft of rope
-vasaline
-1 squirrel
-crushed red peppers
-a fold up chair
-Catherine Bell
-4 by 4ft of rolled up astro terf
-1 viking on vicodin

 

[Immortal dirty Squirrel]

Hmm,

an elven cloak of invisibility.

About as likley as "the revolution" whatever that is...

 

[Grace]

A barrel of sunflower seeds, my Gathering of the Vibes knife, a crowbar and a copy of The Survival Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. Because look around you. It's upon us.

 

[finn]

Grace wrote:

A barrel of sunflower seeds, my Gathering of the Vibes knife, a crowbar and a copy of The Survival Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse. Because look around you. It's upon us.

That book is alright, though the author is a bit too enamored with the samurai sword and the monks spade. Me, I want to avoid dying during the whole thing, revolution, rapture, zombocalypse, elections, whatever.

 

[Grace]

I agree with you finn, about the samurai sword obsession. For me, it's all about the machete. But I wouldn't actually bring that book, because it would be useless. The mention was for comedic value. In truth I wouldn't bring sunflower seeds either. I'd bring candy.

 

[skunkpit]

dental floss...
sew pants

 

[skunkpit]

my brother here readin this with me says

When the recolution comes he would want rosie odonnell coming out of giant cake.

 

[DirtyRig]

I just want a quiet place to read my books and smoke my weed.

That's all.

 

[bananathrash]

 

[Dillinger]

pair of boots(with or without shoelaces), a needle(like sewing needle), ducttape, a big book on big words so i can talk real loud as if i went to college, and a guide on how to Mcguiver your way around life.

 

[Dillinger]

-Franticly flips through Macgyver Guide -
Ah yes, a solar powerd genorater and ediable fork. . .
It most certainly does.

 

[Labea]

good friends, good tobacco, good squat, preferably close to a wal-mart for the liberation of foods and clothing, etc.

 

[spaz1972]

fuck your revolution. you can prepare for that. meanwhile i'll be stockpiling for the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

 

[spaz1972]

AK 47
AMMO
FOOD
FRIENDS
TABLETS FOR WATER



its pretty basic, i will work on it later.

 

[bananathrash]

and i want thunderdome and tina turner.

 

[odd]

lemme see.... a shovel, a pack of rabid rats at my bidding,a pointy poking stick, 100 pnds of potatoes (food and booze). and a gorrila.... i really have way to much time on my hands........ space bag to the rescue!!!!!!!!!

 

[farmer john]

I would want a really good list of quotes and catch phrases to say. Such as "Im here to kickass and chew bubble gum and im all out of gum"

ahhh its duke nukem :soldier::mummy::zombie:

hes got balls of steel

 

[crow]

balls of steel would be a great thing to have.. or would that be two things?
fuck it. balls of steel. that's all you need.

 

[crow]

My girl says she's going to wear chain mail, body armor, and carry swords and desert eagles. Zombies can't fuck with that.