What's the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic = using a feather
Kinky = using the whole chicken
Why are men like cars?
Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming.
How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Lololol that's funny.Fucking hilarious haha.
one night a husband starts rubbing on his wife. The wife says “I’m sorry, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, being rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over says, “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?”