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It seems weird that this thread doesn't already exist, but hey.

Anyway, does anyone have any ideas on how to properly ram a dildo up my boyfriends ass?
(or similar activities).
 
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god, there are at least three threads about this already, use the search function.

but seriously, ask nicely? wait till he´s blacked out? probably you´ll need to trade favours...
 

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Anyway, does anyone have any ideas on how to properly ram a dildo up my boyfriends ass?
The only advice I have is to lock the door if you're at his mother's house, because otherwise his mother might walk in and stand there open mouthed before passing out in a puddle of her own urine.
 

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Well, this thread is down right SICKING!!! I mean really people is there nothing else to talk about??? It would be bad if someone under 18 would pop up and find this thread... Mods better think about this stuff!!!!!
 

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nivoldoog your too funny man! although the question doesn't sound too serious so hard to take seriously...are you trying to figure out how to get him to let you do it or how to put it in?......The ramming part is pretty straight forward...just ram it...as far as how to get him to do it...maybe pick an object he likes as apposed to a dildo, pickle, hot dog - you know dildo sounds so feminine. Or get one in a color he likes...fuck even a glow in the dark one!
Also maybe start small, like a pencil (eraser side) and work your way up to one of those double enders.
 

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Yep,gotta admit that this is going to be one of the livlier posts when it gets going good!


..........and franny,enquiring minds want to know.........was your post based on theory,or a somewhat badly timed adventure?
 
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are you trying to figure out how to get him to let you do it or how to put it in?.

I was surprised that alot of people interpreted the question as "how do I convince him to let me" instead of what I assumed it was: "how do I do it in the safest and most pleasurable way possible".

I'm mostly waiting for MattPists answer.
 

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Just goes to show,Gudj;that as out there as some folks think they are,there are still lines that seem to be waiting to be crossed.
 

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start with a well manicured pinky... then move the ring finger and so forth. and always use a good lube....
 

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Funny story, really. So one night i get the idea to put my dilly in my partners keepster. He's wasted and when hes wasted I can try really dirty, naughty thing on and with him(he wont remember and if he does he can pretend it never happend) And so im doing the damn thang and he says I have to stop cause Im hurting him now(i was usually pretty gentle when doing this to him but this time round i was way too wasted which resulted in animalistic buttfuggins)......two days later I had to go to the store to get him some roid creme and those hemme pads they give ladies after having babies...

true story!



Oh yeah and Rash is totally right. And then once you have the dilly in his keester stroke the shaft and tickle the balls....hell squeal like a little piggy! SSQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 

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..........and franny,enquiring minds want to know.........was your post based on theory,or a somewhat badly timed adventure?
That was not theoretical advice. That was an adventure so badly timed that it did end up in piss soaked carpet and immediate eviction.

"how do I do it in the safest and most pleasurable way possible".
Aside from the locking the door if you live with easily shocked people advice, all I can offer is lube. Lube is wonderful stuff. Prevents the anal fissures and all. I don't have a prostate though, so the pleasurable part I can't help you with. And since you mentioned it, now I'm also curious what Matt might say as you seemingly implied it would be either useful or hilarious.
 

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