Ramming a dildo up yr boyfreinds ass

[CardBoardBox]

I like how this thread has waaay over 2000 views yet only a handful of replies. everyone seems to think "OH, what IS the best way??!" hahaha. Some good advice though.

 

[Teko]

I was surprised that alot of people interpreted the question as "how do I convince him to let me" instead of what I assumed it was: "how do I do it in the safest and most pleasurable way possible".

I'm mostly waiting for MattPists answer.

Honestly, just buy a small to medium sized vibrator, and a water based lube. On the not so popular side of anal stimulation, you might want to get a anal douche, or things could potentially get messy. Use a generous amount of lube, be gentle and if he likes it, be creative. As long as you are : 1. Not damaging anything inside, and 2. Not causing him discomfort. Things will be fun and enjoyable. Hope this helps.

 

[bastardmaker]

don't listen to the poster above me to be true punx you shove it in dry and thrust as hard as you can
it's even better if it isn't consensual

marry me?

 

[Aypathy]

i enjoy cucumbers myself

 

[Heron]

m0ar! #4933 -

 

[Harvey Steelbanger]

This thread needs more trains.





No...wait...maybe not.

Bahahaha.... Well done sir.

 

[infekt]

I've noticed a lot of people have said to begin by lubing your finger and then wriggling it around. Before you do that, it's a good idea to gently massage the perimeter of the anus with the finger until it relaxes, especially if he's never done anal before.

TRUTH.

Also. Lube. Use so much lube you think its overkill, then add more. And don't start with an 8" monster dildo. Think about how you'd feel with that in your ass.

 

[thewitt]

go slow and tell him to push his asshole out like he's about to take a shit. he'll love it

 

[ayyyjayyy]

Well, this thread is down right SICKING!!! I mean really people is there nothing else to talk about??? It would be bad if someone under 18 would pop up and find this thread... Mods better think about this stuff!!!!!

are you serious? LOL.

 

[acrata4ever]

if you flip his gay switch he may dump you

 

[RO71]

What loved about this heading was its listed right after the serious worldly political subject of Occupy. Guess I'm jaded.
Well my ex, love of my life used to want to have me do this with a number of objects, always freaked me out though-the sh*t factor I guess. Just use the Do Unto Others logic: go slow, be careful, use lube and watch for that sphincter pressure. Curious: is he expecting this or not? Becuz if this is a surprise attack, I want no part of giving advice!

 

[Jimmy Beans]

Nice necro.

 

[scales]

don't listen to these people i bet they have never shoved a dildo up there asses before as a gay man let me tell you be careful it hurts a lot dont go and shoved it in there make sure it's well lubed up use you're fingers and lube to loosen the hole up and take you're time because if you don't you might rip his butt hole and give him hemorrhoids its very painful and its nasty to the touch

 

[wizehop]

How about kegel balls, I got a story for ya.

So a few years back we was partying, and while high on E and god knows what else I end up with one in my ass. Of course since I'm stoned I somehow end up forgetting about it. Next day (maybe the day after) all is good, and I'm starting to get cramps. Long story short I sit down to relieve myself and I hear this ping sound as this ball bounces into the bowl, and then I remembered....

True story, not gay but open to everything...no more kegel balls though, cant handle the responsibility.

 

[scales]

thats funny and yes those damn kegel balls are amazing

 

[scales]

aim picturing you taking a shit and bloop sound ahaha that must of been funny i can't believe you weren't able to feel it

 

[DankyKidd]

Easy does it! Yea def start with a finger or two. The more tense he is the more its gonna hurt him. Gotta get him to relax. Start with his fav foreplay. Get em riled up, then start with a rim or something. Then easy does it. Start with pinkie, always have ur nails cut, and lube it up. Ask him what he wants less,more,fast,slow.

 

[Odin]

::meh::

This is almost as cool as the licking bloody vagina thread... I think I'll go and hide out there for a bit.

https://squattheplanet.com/threads/licking-bloody-vagina.11484/page-8

 

[Doc Road]

Personally,good ol fo play; start with kissing ears,neck,bum,than toss the salad,play the rusty trombone,with a bottle of water for optimum saliva,and work your way up too... Sky's the limit isn't it. You'll be in there like swim where. As long as one is adventurous and hang ups are let go,new,glorious experiences are at hand. And for the receiver,one word;submit.

 

[Corinne]

thats hot...