Ramming a dildo up yr boyfreinds ass

[Eviscerate]

Well, this thread is down right SICKING!!! I mean really people is there nothing else to talk about??? It would be bad if someone under 18 would pop up and find this thread... Mods better think about this stuff!!!!!

oh we are sorry for offending your delicate sensibilities. some people like this so stop being so goddamn closeminded and just accept that some people dont think the same as you.

 

[vegetarianathan]

Why in God's name is this still alive after almost 6 months? Probably just the shocking title. After I read it I HAD to come and see what people suggested. With that out of the way:
I agree with Poe Boy, but I would change the last step from "Now it's your turn" to "Say ahhh!" like the dentist says XD

 

[Matt Derrick]

oh we are sorry for offending your delicate sensibilities. some people like this so stop being so goddamn closeminded and just accept that some people dont think the same as you.

hell yeah! also i think it's hilarious that diamondrails thinks we're going to get in trouble with minors for a thread like this. it's not pornography dummy!

 

[Gudj]

hell yeah! also i think it's hilarious that diamondrails thinks we're going to get in trouble with minors for a thread like this. it's not pornography dummy!

I'm pretty sure that her post was a test. It happened within a couple of days of IBRR leaving the site.

 

[bananathrash]

you need to drink a buttload of cherry koolaid, turn into the hulk, roar, and then caress his anus.

 

[Mayor Cantrell]

I've noticed a lot of people have said to begin by lubing your finger and then wriggling it around. Before you do that, it's a good idea to gently massage the perimeter of the anus with the finger until it relaxes, especially if he's never done anal before.

 

[BanMatt]

I have a boner.

 

[shwillyhaaa]

uhm..is this a joke? or are you serious? i cant tell cause you said it in a vulgur way... if your gonna ask something serious...try to make that clear

 

[wildboy860]

oh this post is dead serious. at least it was to start out.

 

[dirtyfacedan]

This thread needs more trains.

No...wait...maybe not.

Really? Nobody got that?

Anyways...

Anal sex can be fun..whatever you are. It can also be a scary, and not very fun place for many. Lots of fun can be had doing "bad" things. However..for some fucked folks..bum secks can be a place to hurt people. A place where it's not about sex...but about how much pain can be inflicted. People need to know partners, and protect themselves from unwanted encounters!


We all need to be safe with the people we are having sex with, and make sure we are not going to get hurt. Unless that's your thing, and even then, we also need to make sure we are not going to get hurt!


We all need to be able to trust the people we are in risky situations with, be it riding trains, or riding cock...be safe, and be on the look out for your riding partners!! RIDE SAFE!

 

[shwillyhaaa]

trains and asses.. not good for the bowl functions im sure...
safety is an overall line to make sure you draw in any situation...
im sure id have a more divine message to leave here if i could see the rest of the thread but for reasons beyond my knowldge
i cant.
so fuck.

 

[Diagaro]

Toasting in epic bread.

 

[MiztressWinter]

All I can really tell you about are my personal anal experiences. I'm sure that it works differently for everyone.

LOTS of lube. I can't stress that enough. I tried a couple different kinds, and I like plain old ky jelly the best. It's best if we start out in doggy style position, having him put just the head in at first, and then letting me slide back until it's all the way in at my own pace. For some reason, it always hurts when the head is put in, but once it gets all the way in...it's a GO from there. As hard/fast as my bf can give, I can take. It's just getting past that first initial penetration and getting it all the way in.

Once we start out in that position, I like to switch it up. Sometimes lying on flat on my stomach is very good. I also enjoy being on my back, on the edge of the bed, with him holding my legs up as high as possible in the air so that I can play with my clit at the same time. I actually discovered that (with clitoral foreplay to stimulate my clit and get me swollen) that I can *squirt* like this. Ha! Took me 33 years and lots of experimentation with an awesome partner to figure this out.

I think the key thing to anal is being relaxed. If you are tense, or your muscles tighten in ANY way it can be quite painful. I don't think being drunk would necessarily be a BAD idea if you are the type of person that gets very relaxed when you drink. Do whatever relaxes you, smoke a joint, have a drink, have your partner massage you and lots lots lots of foreplay to get you stimulated and excited. Also, in the very beginning, we started out with him using his fingers and building up. When I could tolerate 3 we went for the deal.

 

[lostinspace]

It would be bad if someone under 18 would pop up and find this thread... Mods better think about this stuff!!!!!

this is squattheplanet, right? who the hell is bitch complaining about "what if the kids see this. go to facebook if you concerned about being PC

 

[JoshyWashy]

I'm 12 and what is this?

 

[shwillyhaaa]

my god dude you brought the bathroom picture back haha... just joking but ive been waning to say something about your avatar for a while so yea. lube=yes jack in the box tacos=better la=eh not so much (funny story)

 

[MiztressWinter]

this is squattheplanet, right? who the hell is bitch complaining about "what if the kids see this. go to facebook if you concerned about being PC

Even though i agree with this statement, let's not call someone out (by calling them a bitch). thanks

 

[dharmabumpkin]

im all for personal exploration, but shouldnt it be his decision? bring it up, but no means no and shit. report back and let us know how it goes!

 

[3t87]

lmao> i tried this avenue with a girl i was dating and it was a no-go, she was very exploratory and open to new things but that was a no-go she insisted if i were to do that i would be in for a ''surprise''i did not want,so this was option was easily put to rest, be smart and stay safe!!

 

[LeatherTrampGypsy]

I have a boner.

This is the best post, evAr!!! Good job.
'Preciate everyone coming together to help someone out.
Good luck with the anal man.