Weirdest thing you carry

[Nelco]

bubble gum machine toys and condiment packets

 

[Uncle Mom]

concert-style glockenspiel with stand

 

[MrD]

Geez you still use a CCG, ive upgraded to a SRL (Staff Replacement List; its kind of top secret, ask CXR he has one.)

INB4 the staff replacement list gets burnt out.


Dick.

 

[mikefwt]

Please that is nothing!
- The Pig Latin version of the CCG
- a 32 oz. of Highlife bottle of oogle blood that I collected from a scumbag near the Desert Yard
- 3 used condoms from the jungle in Whitefish (it's my new collection I started)
- 1 Flesh Light to loan out to lonely travelers so they leave me alone
- a full deck of Garbage Pale Kid cards complete with rock hard tasteless gum

lolololololololololololol.....

 

[AnthraxMatt]

i have a small rubber chicken

 

[captnjack]

-i bring my own UP unit chair with me for a cush boxcar ride (cutting patches out of the seats is for pussies, go big or go home.)

this mad me laugh out loud, literally. nice touch.

 

[Heron]

one of my gf's gloves. she has the other ofc.

50,000 hits of MDMA and a creeping sense of middle-aged guilt, I guess.

uhm... see me after class.

 

[Diagaro]

this is crazy!!!, i also used to carry around a 3.5 cannonball but i think it was from the civil war because i found it on the banks of appalacheecola river. its rad to be able to say, "hey do you wanna see the cannon ball i found?" i stopped carrying it when it started to rust really major a few months after i dug it up.

I also have a cannonball that I found scraping in vicksburg mississippi its about 1 - 1.1/4 inch and well rusted, I suppose it could be some kind of berring but considering I found it on the old yank rebel line on the Vicksburg banks I doubt it

Found it at a bus stop in Sacramento, it's in my wallet. I also have a little Meade notebook filled with writings by someone who thought they were involved in international espionage and being followed by a malevolent blonde transexual spy.

I too have the writings of a psycho in my back pocket, some "I'm sorry baby and Its ok that you have a new lover, I love you enough to let you go" letter. the spelling is like 2nd grade and it goes from looser to stalker, homicidal maniac, suicidal maniac, megalomaniac and worse I keep it to remind myself why I'm out here . . .

I also carry a Locked smartphone, an have no hope of breaking in. A wallet thats empty except a tooth pick/flosser. My late grandfathers life story of survival of staph in the great depression and how he met my grandmuther. I had a antuiqe 13 ball in a sock but I think I lost in in someones truck bed in central texas. A rusty pully (for hoisting my Jolly Roger)

 

[Wild Ty Laserbeam]

8 dice, a kazoo, and assorted foreign tobacco bags

 

[iRamau5]

gotta have my bowl, gotta have my cereal.

 

[iamwhatiam]

latest would be either my old dreads from like 2 years ago or a cockring

 

[Ithyphallic]

I carried around a little toy jetfighter for a while that my friend found on a payphone, kept it in the front pocket of my bibs and played with it frequently

I lost it drinking at the kamloops hop out spot, but fuck that plane was fun.

 

[mikey mayhem]

I carry a piece of the Berlin wall.... That's prolly the strangest item in my pack....

 

[Lizzzzz]

a little ivory buddha that my buddy's dad carried in his pack in vietnam when he killed like 6 dozen people.

 

[Storm Smokes Rocks]

ranch dressing.

 

[CXR1037]

INB4 the staff replacement list gets burnt out.


Dick.

Seriously, we (you know who WE is) are trying to keep the SRL under wraps so people like the ones on this site don't get their hands on it.

 

[MrD]

Seriously, we (you know who WE is) are trying to keep the SRL under wraps so people like the ones on this site don't get their hands on it.

Well you are not doing a very good job!!
Soon enough every Oogle McCarhartt will be carrying one.....

 

[Heron]

probably my double-size butterfly knife.

 

[Myechtatel]

^that'll get you locked up

 

[IIIbonesIII]

a yellow hazmat body suit i found in the kcs yard in monroe la. im saving it for cali so i have something to wear for THE NUCLEAR FALLOUT. plus it makes a sweet rain suit, and provides for all the rubber neckin possible, when struttin down the block