The best thread ever

[Ravie]

.....after that our dirty hero skidmarks.....

 

[timmyredbeard]

...bought himself a few 40's of Steele Reserve and drank himself to sleep, only to awake at the ass-crack of dawn to...

 

[Ravie]

FBI agents tasering him and yelling "dont resist!"...after he gains conciousness again....

 

[finn]

in Guantanamo Bay. He is tazered again by mps, but eventually the batteries in their tazers need to be recharged, so they all leave and...

 

[timmyredbeard]

...a big, muscular man in a speedo walks into the room...

 

[katiehabits]

skid yells for help as mr speedo shoves his long hard veiny cook up his dry ass, but no one hears him....

 

[Ravie]

The spedo man screams as he pulls out half a sausage and for some reason spedo man explodes creating a distraction for skid to escape through....

 

[dirty_rotten_squatter]

the tunnel he dug with a spoon that took him 30 years, because he had a hunch that he would need it some day, then when he got to the end of the tunnel...

 

[bote]

he realized he'd lost his Nalgene bottle somewhere along the way. "Where's my Nalgene, where's my Nalgene?" he whined...

 

[shua]

... fuck it he thinks to himself as he starts the long walk back to a small cuban village. If i get thirsty ill just drink my piss...

 

[finn]

Then he gets stopped by a police officer who asks him for his name, birthdate and social security number.

 

[Ravie]

He then tells mr. pig that his name is hey-zeus krist and his life goal is to fallow that large star in the sky...the cop looks pissed so the chase starts...

 

[shua]

Those late night kung fu lessons from chuck norris will really pay off now he thinks. SMASH, ROUND HOUSE KICK TO THE FACE. Mr. piggys head rolls across the ground. A small cuban boy picks it up and runs over to his friends, they thank skid for the new soccer ball.

 

[dirty_rotten_squatter]

"just doing my duty youngstas he calls to them, and then he proceeds to go to 711 for slurpees and

 

[shua]

surprise but sex

 

[Speedy]

However when he gets to the 711 he finds it closed. "Drats!" he say in a loud and chilling voice. Picking up a rock he proceeds to......

 

[bote]

plug the bleeding stump where his head used to be. He's bumping into stuff, it's not...

 

[dirty_rotten_squatter]

...the first time this happened "damn headfallofftitus" he said "If only the 711 would have been open I could have...

 

[KEVIlgeNius]

made off with at least 3 choco bars and a dr. pepper. is "that hunger pains?" feeling his chest skid realizes that somewhere along the line...

 

[Labea]

he will have to meet his maker and kick his ass