The best thread ever

[shua]

a dumbass. he looks to his feet where he sees and old shiny east indian lamp.

 

[sweet potatoe]

skid caresses and rubs the lamp very sensually, and as hes whispering sweet nothings into its...

 

[Nym]

metal frame, a naked beautiful genie appears and she tells skid.....

 

[NickCofphee]

....MOTHERFUCKER I'M NOT A GENIE! I'm the ghost of that train bear and I want a FULL goddamn cigarette so you better.....

 

[Nym]

cough it up or bend over cause im RICK JAMES BITCH!

 

[shua]

the rick james/train bear ghost grabs the smoke out of skids hand and finish's it in a single puff.

 

[jabbyscabby]

Skids picks up his fake beard and puts it back on!!! And screams " YOUR FUCKING GOING DOWN"......

 

[dirty_rotten_squatter]

He runs twoards her and just as he's about to leap, she shoots powerful milk beams from her nipples he stops and....

 

[katiehabits]

wonders when the train bear became a she why 's shooting milk from his nipples and how he ended up with a fake beard......

 

[enocifer]

...a revival of an old thread that was going nowhere. Then he...

 

[todd]

opens his e cig vaporizer and fills it with the bear nipple milk while he...

 

[notacarniegirl]

Wishes for a picnic basket. The she-ghost of the chain smoking train bear is really a lazy ass genie, a liar and a fat-mouth. Skid picks up the picnic basket, which is full of...

 

[AlwaysLost]

...pink-penis-shaped hand grenades. Skiddoo flashes his methed up, hockey-player smile and...

 

[roguetrader]

but the black dude dances so hard and sweaty that his make-up begins to run - behold ! a white dude in black-face ! Skidmark is not happy with this racial deception.... he turns to the rabbi and tugs at his beard and enquires 'dude are you a REAL rabbi ? if so i wanna hear you bust a rhyme in Hebrew !' - the rabbi let's rip on the mic.....

 

[marmar]

..- "hey friend look at me He ain't nobody but I'm somebody Im ya newest smokin buddy Let's roll a blunt or some shit Then we can talk a bit".. so they go ahead and roll a good ol blunt and sit and talk, first about aliens, then politics, then their conversation turns to..

 

[PatchTwist]

The midget pole dancer in his little leopard print banana hammock.