The best thread ever

[shua]

tired hungery and bloody skid passes out in what he thinks is a dumpster...

 

[katiehabits]

...he discovers as he wakes that not only Was it a dumpster he'd passed out in but the arms of a sexy little punker lady....

 

[timmyredbeard]

...coincidentally enough named Dumpster; she grabs a half eaten sandwich and asks Skid if he wants a bite as she...

 

[Animal]

gazed at his rugged mug, and held out the grub

 

[dirty_rotten_squatter]

he thought to himself "I've found the woman of my dreams" but little did he know...

 

[shua]

it was the man of his dreams. dumpster whips out a massive cock and beats skid with it till hes unconcious.

 

[timmyredbeard]

Skid finally comes to with massive headache and has on nothing but a clear rain coat in an alley, "Fuck, that's the last time I drink a whole space bag before eating mushrooms." He then picks up....

 

[Band-Aid]

A dead pigeon carcass covered in maggots...(Breakfast)?...He stuffs it in the clear plastic side pocket and proceeds to...

 

[Nym]

the remaining half sandwhich and begins to eat it, only to find it has been pissed on by the Dumpster woman/man."Damn it!" he yells...

 

[katiehabits]

down the ally skid sees dumpster laying in a puddle of "free's" own puke; he goes to kick "frim" in the balls but realizes it way a dildo he's been beaten with.....

 

[dirty_rotten_squatter]

He picks it up stare at it smells it and becomes curious...

 

[Animal]

And out of nowhere skid is hit in the back of the head, as he turned to see what the hell it was......

 

[shua]

He is struck again, skid falls back only to see Officer Mcbeatyourass bring up his nightstick one more time..

 

[Nym]

skids screams like a scared school girl and crawls away on all fours, grim and dirty rigs sticking to him as he goes..

 

[eatmonksus]

crawling under a desk, where he finds a backpack filled with ganja. he kicks the officer as he puts the pack on. he proceeds to...

 

[katiehabits]

climb up a fire escape to an old brick warehouse....

 

[eatmonksus]

to smoke a pound of the hash. after 4 hours of smoking, he sees...

 

[katiehabits]

that the room he had climbed into was empty except for a small leather....

 

[eatmonksus]

whip. skid realised he had entered an abandoned bondage dungeon, judging from the poster of a naked man dangling from ropes. skid picked up the whip, planning to use it as...

 

[dirty_rotten_squatter]

a teleportion devise, when all of his attempts were unsuccessful he realized he was