When I was in Tucson, AZ years ago, there was a cop there named Officer Acock, and he did about all he could to live up to that name. Lived to give everyone a hard time, but was dumb as a rock. Walkin back to my friend's house from the store, there were a bunch of cops checking out something at an apt. complex, and he stops us to ask if we saw anything. We told him no, we were at the circle K, and he responds with, "Do you know what this uniform means, son?"