Favorite hitching sign

[blackcoffee]

"fuck you" "that truck stop" "we arn't jerks" "just showered" "feel better about yourself" playing banjo usually does a better job then any sign!

 

[trystero]

i won't kill you...i promise

 

[deleted2648]

The last one I used was '' NOT A HOOKER ''. Got an awesome ride from Flagstaff to San Diego after a few seconds of waiting.

 

[andthesaloon]

The one we did today was "Jesus Would Have Pick Us Up". We got picked up immediately.

 

[Keith Khaos]

anyplace but here allways works

 

[Uncle Mom]

Jesus would give us a ride on his donkey.

 

[hazmatMatthew666]

my favorite has always been: i dont have a gun, on the back it says just kidding

 

[supersaiyanjesus]

My sign idea that I will hopefully fly one day

"captain planet, he's our hero!"

 

[spoonreceptacle]

In the prairies, "Rhymes with Vagina"

 

[Eden]

Draw a picture of a thumb.

 

[BrainDeadUnit]

I thought of a sign in the shower, "Got Karma?"

 

[dahllia]

i know some kids who were flying "we'd pick you up" on an on ramp and they got scooped pretty quick i thought it was clever
i havent tried it but ive been wanting to

 

[spoonreceptacle]

i once saw a man in his 50s hitching with a white shirt covered in red blood stains that said "KILL"in black lettering. No sign. You'd have to have a good sense of humour to pick that guy up.

I've always done the general direction such as EAST, WEST or ANYWHERE

 

[dahllia]

HAHA wow thats really funny i wonder how long it took him to get picked up

 

[1544c]

i used a sign that said "we won't kill you" as well. i got a ride from a stripper!

 

[Animus]

My fav is prolly. "I might not bite"

 

[Dirty Rig]

"DON'T LET ME DIE IN ___(town name)___"

this sign has always worked, but i try not to abuse its luck. i'll only bust this out if i've had 4+ days of straight bad hitching

 

[steelcitybrew]

Hahaha

 

[Dirty Rig]

"IT AIN'T THE '60'S NO MORE" has roped in a couple old-timers who always seem to be eager to share their weed. "AT LEAST WE'RE NOT HIPPIES" gets some fun college-kids rides as well.

 

[Crisss]

Im def trying the wwjd.
or something along those lines.