Weirdest object you ever fucked?

Cosmic Rob

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@Kim Chee This whole topic is SO provocative.

The weirdest thing i've fucked is my hand.. i'm totally lacking in creativity. lol
 

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I'm confused, and trying to stay on topic... do you mean "All mods are bastards" or "assigned male at birth"? Google says it could mean either of these things. O .o

I've thought about getting a pocket pussy, but it seems like a waste of money to me... and what if the mail man sees what i ordered?? he'll totally know what i'm up to!
 
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I'm confused, and trying to stay on topic... do you mean "All mods are bastards" or "assigned male at birth"? Google says it could mean either of these things. O .o

I've thought about getting a pocket pussy, but it seems like a waste of money to me... and what if the mail man sees what i ordered?? he'll totally know what i'm up to!
Who cares what the mailman thinks.

If he gives you the evil i just wave at him and wink sugestively.

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If there is a market for dirty kid cum I want to be the bottler/distributor.

...and for all of you who think I'm a capitalist pig don't worry, we'll run it in co-op fashion;)


If there isn't one there should be. There is dirty kid porn so I think it might be possible.
 
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I'm not proud of it, but I fucked a blow up doll once. My "friends" got it for me as a "joke" on my 20th birthday because I was still a virgin. I fucked it once and threw it in the corner without cleaning it out. I lived in a shed at the time, and one day I looked over and there were ants crawling out of the fake vagina, so I threw it away. Seeing the ants was pretty brutal.
 
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My road dog stuck a bic pen up my ass . She wanted to write a fuck you letter to her mom. Funny thing next day we were camped with some rainbows and I covered it in chocolate and handed it to dude and told story . He about came on himself with wtf all over his face
 

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So no joke... a hand drill!
Annd...a Vitamix Blender tool
annnd...a couple of my bedposts
and yeah the proactive bottle, wasn't all that
Ice cubes, lots, on a hot day. They kinda insantly melt though...so it ends up being important to be in the right place/sit the right way when they've all melted down. unclench..SWIRT. yeah. anyway...
 

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I'm going to be "that guy" and say that this all depends on your definition of weird.


But my gut says to answer... Anything willing ---> if I'm sleepless and spun!!!


I KNOW NOW THAT I'm not alone ;p
 

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