Most of the "weird stuff" was in my teens, or earlier. My dad caught me humping a stuffed animal one time, it was a raccoon. I have vivid memories of excess friction and stuffed animal hair stuck to my little dick, not sure if this is fucking though because there was no penetration.
For fucking, I would have to side with @1lostnate, I attempted to fuck the crack of the couch on several occasions...I'm talking 10 to 12 years old, no grown adult should be doing this, there are way better things out there to penetrate, or be penetrated by...
Oh yeah, I did do the "microwaved wet sock" thing onetime, I must have been really horny, it felt ok I guess.
The first $50 in donations go towards paying our monthly server fees and adding new features to the website. Once this goal is reached, we'll see about feeding Matt that burrito.
Buy Matt a Beer
$75.00 of $75.00
Now that we have the bills paid for this month, let's give Matt a hearty thank you by buying him a drink for all the hard work he's done for StP. Hopefully his will help keep him from going insane after a long day of squishing website bugs.
Feed Matt a Burrito
$100.00 of $100.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt has a beer in his hand, how about showing him your love by rewarding all his hard work with a big fat burrito to put in his mouth. This will keep him alive while programming new features for the website.
Finance the Shopping Cart
$110.00 of $200.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt is fed, perhaps it's time to start planning for those twilight years under the bridge... if only he had that golden shopping cart all the oogles are bragging about these days.
We are moving the jamboree to New Orleans this year due to some personal disagreements between myself and the lead organizer of the slab city library. Details can be found on the Jambo information thread.
nearly got arrested this morning for graffiti crime! I wrote"nice toilet, five stars will shit here again" and this fucking KID who looked like a fucking boy scout wanted to arrest me !?!?!?!?!?!? did I get that drunk I woke up in north korea this morning ?