Weirdest object you ever fucked?

[Chillhowee90]

Grocery bag, lubed up, and stuck between the couch cushions. Works like a charm

we've all been there bro

 

[Chillhowee90]

The end of a hairbrush, for me...

but damn a flashlight is an even better idea, depending on how big it is...

For real, something about a girl and a hairbrush... always fun.

 

[Chillhowee90]

I fucked the slit in between 2 stacked silk pillows. Was actually an ongoing thing for a while.

Going up my ass, a dollar store sculpture of a lighthouse.

Almost lost my shit right here... Third day on StP and i'm rolling ya'll.

 

[beersalt]

A daikon radish I sculpted with a knife
Lololol

 

[Omightydarkone]

Wtf kinda drugs yall be on

 

[beersalt]

@Omightydarkone Horney-ness

 

[Odin]

we've all been there bro

bull shit

 

[roughdraft]

bull shit

true ,I'm thinking about trying it though

 

[Odin]

Yea... I just farted and it smelled like a hard boiled egg...

 

[roughdraft]

put it in a jar and hustle that my guy

 

[Odin]

Take it easy Terrence Mckenna...


Weird... fragrant.... Canna Bossam!

 

[Deleted member 24782]

Most of the "weird stuff" was in my teens, or earlier. My dad caught me humping a stuffed animal one time, it was a raccoon. I have vivid memories of excess friction and stuffed animal hair stuck to my little dick, not sure if this is fucking though because there was no penetration.

For fucking, I would have to side with @1lostnate, I attempted to fuck the crack of the couch on several occasions...I'm talking 10 to 12 years old, no grown adult should be doing this, there are way better things out there to penetrate, or be penetrated by...

Oh yeah, I did do the "microwaved wet sock" thing onetime, I must have been really horny, it felt ok I guess.

 

[hornedplant]

for solo: box cutter (the sharp end) and/or zip tie
if you count involving other people: razor blade, or hypodermic needle

gotta get those endorphins

 

[roughdraft]

for solo: box cutter (the sharp end) and/or zip tie
if you count involving other people: razor blade, or hypodermic needle

gotta get those endorphins

when teeth just don't cut it

 

[Deleted member 125]

Haha.... oh damn my best mod...


is it like five years later??? I finally get that ... you were makin a jokey...

BestMod ... peace and all good beans!

i BEEN chillin.

I am very confused.

 

[hornedplant]

when teeth just don't cut it

oh forgot about teeth, lol
*stares at the scar on its arm from when it was wrestling with its GF and ripped its wrist out of her mouth*

 

[HitcherTheDrifter]

Lol mine was a flashlight xD and it still works!

They say Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough, I've only ever humped females.... I guess my hand works well enough i never had to cut out a hole in some fruit lol

 

[hornedplant]

I feel like fruit'd get you sticky and that sounds like a bad time and an easy way to end up with friction burns on your genitals. or an UTI

 

[Wombat Joe]

vacuuming gets wild sometimes.... ecosex is rad...... anyone messed around with those Bluetooth app dilly's?!

 

[hornedplant]

vacuuming gets wild sometimes.... ecosex is rad...... anyone messed around with those Bluetooth app dilly's?!