Inventive, I know those moments when "there has to be a dick shaped object atleast somewhere around here".I fucked a clamp lamp with a thin stalk, wrapped in handkerchiefs, wrapped in a condom
I love that someone above rated my post explaining the most common dick jacking technique as useful, did this method simply not occur to them before as they went through life drilling holes and fucking various melons, or maybe the vacuum cleaner hose. Or maybe they placed their palms on their junk and hit it Indian burn style. Oh well, glad to help either way.
BTW I just knew the first time I jacked off that I was gonna love pussy.
I do camming and porn, or well I did anyway, well porn I still do for fun and the former I just haven't done in a while.
Okay, so because camming.
During one of (or few) of my sessions I had a big foam baseball bat and also a light saber.
So, dancing, on my knees, with the bat in my mouth and the light saber in my butt, both propped in a way where I was hands free.
I am not sure if that is my strangest, but it probably could have killed me if I had messed up at any point. So that's what I am swinging with.