1. Not like it changes anything, but we are obligated to inform you that we are using cookies - so, we just did. Learn More.
  2. If you're new to the world of underground travel, you should check out The Anarchist's Guide to Travel! This 243 page book is a how-2 manual of everything you need to know about exploring the world through hitchhiking, train hopping, bike touring, rubber tramping, sailing, and more! Included in this book are instructions on how to survive on the road (gear, food, money, etc) and answers all of the most common questions we get here on StP in one easy reference. Save yourself hours of searching the forums while still supporting the StP community! Click here for more information!

    Dismiss Notice
  3. Hey you! Yeah, we see you there, lurking! Well, this notice is just to let you know that there's several sections of the website that are available to members only! You're missing out on a lot of stuff by not signing up for an account! It's free, so what have you got to lose?
    Dismiss Notice

Weirdest object you ever fucked?

Discussion in 'Sex & Relationships' started by Corinne, Sep 15, 2015.

  1. SophiaII

    SophiaII Shoot Me

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2016
    Messages:
    39
    Gender:
    Female
    Occupation:
    Call Center
    Address:
    San Antonio, TX, United States
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +97 / -0
    Knife. Sounds weird, not actually that weird. Just don't use the sharp end.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  2. tacology

    I deleted myself

    Ratings:
    +0 / -0
    When I first read this I imagined the sharp part and a lot of blood. ::dead::
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  3. Cosmic Rob

    Cosmic Rob Professional straight-edge

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2011
    Messages:
    24
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Wizard
    Address:
    Earth, TX, United States
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +20 / -3
    @Kim Chee This whole topic is SO provocative.

    The weirdest thing i've fucked is my hand.. i'm totally lacking in creativity. lol
     
    • Stupid Stupid x 2
  4. bluewaffle

    I deleted myself

    Ratings:
    +0 / -0
    Now you can say you're fucking the system.

    AMAB?
     
  5. Cosmic Rob

    Cosmic Rob Professional straight-edge

    Joined:
    Dec 29, 2011
    Messages:
    24
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Wizard
    Address:
    Earth, TX, United States
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +20 / -3
    I'm confused, and trying to stay on topic... do you mean "All mods are bastards" or "assigned male at birth"? Google says it could mean either of these things. O .o

    I've thought about getting a pocket pussy, but it seems like a waste of money to me... and what if the mail man sees what i ordered?? he'll totally know what i'm up to!
     
    • Off Topic Off Topic x 1
  6. WieselFlink

    WieselFlink is getting to know the place

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2016
    Messages:
    20
    Gender:
    Female
    Address:
    Vienna, Vienna, Austria
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +25 / -0
    Who cares what the mailman thinks.

    If he gives you the evil i just wave at him and wink sugestively.

    Sent from my D5503 using the Squat the Planet mobile app!
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  7. ChezaRose

    ChezaRose One of the Regulars

    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2016
    Messages:
    85
    Gender:
    Female
    Occupation:
    Used to do Porn, now sleeps on hard beds.
    Address:
    East Tawas, MI, United States
    Country:
    View on map:
    My Website(s):
    Ratings:
    +198 / -4

    If there isn't one there should be. There is dirty kid porn so I think it might be possible.
     
    • Like Like x 1
  8. TravellerNick

    TravellerNick is getting to know the place

    Joined:
    Aug 28, 2016
    Messages:
    10
    Gender:
    Male
    Address:
    Ilford, England, United Kingdom
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +11 / -0
    Wow! This is a refreshing post.
    I've done a beer bottle up my arse before, it's good but the suction it creates fills it up with shit which is pretty gross but could have its uses.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Epic Epic x 2
  9. Durian

    Durian is getting to know the place

    Joined:
    Feb 7, 2017
    Messages:
    23
    Gender:
    Male
    Address:
    San Leandro, California, United States
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +15 / -2
    A latex glove with lube used to do it it but now my john is too big for it . it just breaks thru. back to the hand nor now ::drinkingbuddy::
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  10. tennesseejed

    I deleted myself

    Ratings:
    +0 / -0
    In the county jail we called That a sally
     
    • Like Like x 1
  11. tacopirate

    tacopirate Celebrated Poster
    StP Supporter

    Joined:
    Feb 4, 2017
    Messages:
    195
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Programmer
    Address:
    Leland, NC, United States
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +169 / -0
    Hahaha. I forget what they called it in MDOC, but they would warm them up first to simulate a vagina. Good times.
     
  12. xpolx

    xpolx Appreciated Participator

    Joined:
    May 4, 2013
    Messages:
    58
    Gender:
    Female
    Occupation:
    staying occupied
    Address:
    Leeds, England, United Kingdom
    Country:
    View on map:
    My Website(s):
    Ratings:
    +31 / -0
    err .....screw driver handle wholenew meaning to the phrase tooled up :)
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  13. PriusFuck

    PriusFuck Appreciated Participator

    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2017
    Messages:
    71
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Service Desk Technician
    Address:
    Waukee, IA, United States
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +39 / -0
    Dulce Jesus
     
  14. duderino

    duderino One of the Regulars

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2016
    Messages:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Address:
    Newport, Oregon, United States
    Country:
    View on map:
    My Website(s):
    Ratings:
    +80 / -0
    I'm not proud of it, but I fucked a blow up doll once. My "friends" got it for me as a "joke" on my 20th birthday because I was still a virgin. I fucked it once and threw it in the corner without cleaning it out. I lived in a shed at the time, and one day I looked over and there were ants crawling out of the fake vagina, so I threw it away. Seeing the ants was pretty brutal.
     
    • Funny Funny x 3
  15. Timm

    Timm Sir Posts a Lot

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2015
    Messages:
    284
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Qualified welder/metal fabricator
    Address:
    Warburton, VIC, Australia
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +263 / -3
    I tried fucking this melon back when i was an early teenager. Made a hole and everything. Wasnt that great. My dick just got sticky and that was about it. No orgasm
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Epic Epic x 1
  16. AlwaysLost

    I deleted myself

    Ratings:
    +0 / -0
    lmao Timm...Ive heard you have to microwave them first..HEARD, yeah.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  17. Spider Tempura

    Spider Tempura Celebrated Poster

    Joined:
    Nov 7, 2017
    Messages:
    184
    Address:
    Wilton Manors, FL, United States
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +183 / -4
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
    • Like Like x 1
    • Useful Useful x 1
  18. Timm

    Timm Sir Posts a Lot

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2015
    Messages:
    284
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Qualified welder/metal fabricator
    Address:
    Warburton, VIC, Australia
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +263 / -3
    Heard? I call bullshit! You know from experience. Dont deny it
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
    • Funny Funny x 1
  19. Timm

    Timm Sir Posts a Lot

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2015
    Messages:
    284
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Qualified welder/metal fabricator
    Address:
    Warburton, VIC, Australia
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +263 / -3
    Think id rather use my hand than stick my dick in that.
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  20. Timm

    Timm Sir Posts a Lot

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2015
    Messages:
    284
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Qualified welder/metal fabricator
    Address:
    Warburton, VIC, Australia
    Country:
    View on map:
    Ratings:
    +263 / -3
    Before doing it again i suggest you watch 1 one guy one jar. Then maybe you will choose something else