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Weirdest object you ever fucked?

Discussion in 'Sex & Relationships' started by Corinne, Sep 15, 2015.

  1. SophiaII

    SophiaII Shoot Me
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    Knife. Sounds weird, not actually that weird. Just don't use the sharp end.
     
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    When I first read this I imagined the sharp part and a lot of blood. ::dead::
     
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    @Kim Chee This whole topic is SO provocative.

    The weirdest thing i've fucked is my hand.. i'm totally lacking in creativity. lol
     
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    Now you can say you're fucking the system.

    AMAB?
     
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    I'm confused, and trying to stay on topic... do you mean "All mods are bastards" or "assigned male at birth"? Google says it could mean either of these things. O .o

    I've thought about getting a pocket pussy, but it seems like a waste of money to me... and what if the mail man sees what i ordered?? he'll totally know what i'm up to!
     
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    Who cares what the mailman thinks.

    If he gives you the evil i just wave at him and wink sugestively.

    Sent from my D5503 using the Squat the Planet mobile app!
     
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    If there isn't one there should be. There is dirty kid porn so I think it might be possible.
     
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    Wow! This is a refreshing post.
    I've done a beer bottle up my arse before, it's good but the suction it creates fills it up with shit which is pretty gross but could have its uses.
     
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    A latex glove with lube used to do it it but now my john is too big for it . it just breaks thru. back to the hand nor now ::drinkingbuddy::
     
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    In the county jail we called That a sally
     
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    Hahaha. I forget what they called it in MDOC, but they would warm them up first to simulate a vagina. Good times.
     
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    err .....screw driver handle wholenew meaning to the phrase tooled up :)
     
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    Dulce Jesus
     
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    I'm not proud of it, but I fucked a blow up doll once. My "friends" got it for me as a "joke" on my 20th birthday because I was still a virgin. I fucked it once and threw it in the corner without cleaning it out. I lived in a shed at the time, and one day I looked over and there were ants crawling out of the fake vagina, so I threw it away. Seeing the ants was pretty brutal.
     
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