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Odin

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@7xMichael she said 8oz ... not 32... ::hilarious::

With all the coverage of the election on NPR and PBS that reminds me... ::cigar::


(Gets in Character)

"I need to drop in on the humidor and send Monica a tweet!!!"

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"I approve this message!"
 
We sell all kinds of other stuff in our Etsy store!
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-Lipstick

-Knife Handle

-Mascara

-Ferret Drinking Bottle
 

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When I was younger, a vacuum cleaner attachment. It was part of those permanent vacuums built into the house. I got scared soon thereafter, rubbed the lotion from the hole and threwe it back into the closest.
 

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☆ mattress with a slit cut and a zip lock full of lotion.
☆ my self, lubed up inner thighs, put my hard on between my legs and did standing sit ups.
☆ sock with a toilet paper roll around it while milking my prostate. By far my favorite.
 

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I remember making a contraption when I was a teen. It involved a toilet paper cylinder a sock a plastic bag tape and a lot of lotion.

Somewhat recently I was led to believe that it was somewhat a thing back when to make a hole in the soft mud of the banks of the mississippi and, well, go to town. So probably gonna have to try that if I ever find the mississippi.
 

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Okay well this is boring but I do recall my first love, a fiery female reporter named Brenda Starr!

I was a horny snot nosed kid reading the comics section of the Sunday newspaper.

Nothing like a brown faded basement couch cushion next to the radiator on a winter day for an energetic dry hump.

Oh those cold cold eyes.

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Brenda... I'm your Basil St. John.

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I fucked the slit in between 2 stacked silk pillows. Was actually an ongoing thing for a while.

Going up my ass, a dollar store sculpture of a lighthouse.
 

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Oh and I forgot to add,
Power Washers vibrate like crazy! I have cum in my pants while on the job, literally busting splooge all down my leg from power washing equipment. If you hold the hose line the right way against your cock/clit while pressing down the trigger, it's a party!
There are different strength power washers, go with the heavy duty ones. The small ones only get me hard.
 

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