i worked with a guy who would always talk about his feefee when he was locked up, this guy was such a cartoon charector it became a running joke for the rest of us so i eventually made a feefee and left it in his station at work and when he found it he yelled "DAWGGGG ITS MY OLD GIRL I MISSED YOU!"
it was gone the next day and im pretty sure he fucked it in the bathroom and threw it away.
Half gallon plastic jug that i heated and stretched the mouth as much as i could. Then got hard in it. It was a super almost too tight fit, but you can squeeze air out and squeeze the bottle back so it sucks. It was a pretty good one those times. That and in between someone elses mattreses
The first $50 in donations go towards paying our monthly server fees and adding new features to the website. Once this goal is reached, we'll see about feeding Matt that burrito.
Buy Matt a Beer
$75.00 of $75.00
Now that we have the bills paid for this month, let's give Matt a hearty thank you by buying him a drink for all the hard work he's done for StP. Hopefully this will help keep him from going insane after a long day of squishing website bugs.
Feed Matt a Burrito
$100.00 of $100.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt has a beer in his hand, how about showing him your love by rewarding all his hard work with a big fat burrito to put in his mouth. This will keep him alive while programming new features for the website.
Finance the Shopping Cart
$105.00 of $200.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt is fed, perhaps it's time to start planning for those twilight years under the bridge... if only he had that golden shopping cart all the oogles are bragging about these days.