Weirdest object you ever fucked? (1 Viewer)

Kittymeowmix

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Magnum marker, with Play-doh making a head, in a condom. Also a table that was vibrating because an industrial mixer was running on it. I mean, I didn't put the table in me but I got off.
 
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I have a bad feeling about this guys.. this is going to be another bloody vagina thread isn't it? Its never goin to go away is it? Guys?! Guys?!
 

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for those girls (or gay boys) who like using a cucumber on themselves, might I recommend the Bitter Melon for that ribbed effect!
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i worked with a guy who would always talk about his feefee when he was locked up, this guy was such a cartoon charector it became a running joke for the rest of us so i eventually made a feefee and left it in his station at work and when he found it he yelled "DAWGGGG ITS MY OLD GIRL I MISSED YOU!"

it was gone the next day and im pretty sure he fucked it in the bathroom and threw it away.
 

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Awwww yeah! Let's fucking go!

When I was curious about anal, I found some very much hardened seaweed out of the Pacific was pretty damn righteous!
 
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Half gallon plastic jug that i heated and stretched the mouth as much as i could. Then got hard in it. It was a super almost too tight fit, but you can squeeze air out and squeeze the bottle back so it sucks. It was a pretty good one those times. That and in between someone elses mattreses
 
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Can't wait to hear about somebody's solo train sex story.
 

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