I arrived at the Slab on Sept. 25, last Sunday. After all day driving I was road-head-dead and asked to speak with Constance at the library; I fucked up your name, asked for the wrong person. I had two cases of ice cold beer to donate as well as $100 for the solar-powered system you want to build. I saw and gave four people in the library some cold beer and was told Constance (Connie) hung out at the Internet Cafe.
I drove over there and gave Connie and a group the beer and gave Connie the $100 cash for the system. I talked, drank and smoked with the group for a couple hours and left, everything was pleasant.
My name is Bob, I was traveling with my wife and two cats; we drive all over the states. Please, get a hold of Connie for the money, I hope folks are honest.
I feel badly about this, Cornelius, I am so sorry and hope it can be rectified. Let me know, okay? This really bothers me.
The first $50 in donations go towards paying our monthly server fees and adding new features to the website. Once this goal is reached, we'll see about feeding Matt that burrito.
Buy Matt a Beer
$10.00 of $75.00
Now that we have the bills paid for this month, let's give Matt a hearty thank you by buying him a drink for all the hard work he's done for StP. Hopefully this will help keep him from going insane after a long day of squishing website bugs.
Feed Matt a Burrito
$10.00 of $100.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt has a beer in his hand, how about showing him your love by rewarding all his hard work with a big fat burrito to put in his mouth. This will keep him alive while programming new features for the website.
Finance the Shopping Cart
$10.00 of $200.00
Now that the bills are paid and Matt is fed, perhaps it's time to start planning for those twilight years under the bridge... if only he had that golden shopping cart all the oogles are bragging about these days.
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