Rhubarb Dwyer
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  • Do people actually have sex in this weather?
    *This question is entirely unrelated to my previous status update
    Crazy Hobo Johnny
    Crazy Hobo Johnny
    I was wondering that myself!!!
    BirdDaddy
    BirdDaddy
    What's the weather like? Sex in the rain is the fucking best!!! Snow sex is great if it's hot in the moment kink but always short lived and storm sex... OMG. I wouldn't fuck with an armadillo😛
    dumpsternavel
    dumpsternavel
    Too good
    Happy StPerversary!
    Most disgustingly delicious 3 yrs of my life.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    Listen, I could go on and on about how much you mean to the community; but I just did that in your re-intro thread. So, y'know...stay a while. Or don't. Whatever. I ain't your dad.
    Rhubarb Dwyer
    Rhubarb Dwyer
    I'm reporting you
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    ...to family court for a paternity test?
    I usually try to make new folks feel welcome where i end up :) Just a thought...
    Matt Derrick
    Matt Derrick
    okay kids, let's all calm down... @Kilo, shopping around for a girlfriend on StP is very much frowned upon, and will instantly get your posts shit on by other users. this is because we get creepers all the time and it gets old, so you should try to avoid sounding like one of them. if you're 'on the market' so to speak, please keep it to yourself, since it makes you look like a creep on the internet.
    Kilo
    Kilo
    understood, kinda sad this guy is so negative. But i thought it was fair to voice my preferences. Too many trolls out there with no lives :) Im sure you understand
    Kilo
    Kilo
    But i changed it just for them
    If you are confused??? Feel free to ask questions, if you enjoy intelligent conversations? God Bless You ;)
    And sometimes...the tarp fails
    IVth
    IVth
    sometimes rolling yourself up like a burrito isn't enough
    Rhubarb Dwyer
    Rhubarb Dwyer
    Definitely know that!
    The forecast underestimated the volume and wind. I was all setup for a passing sprinkle.
    Wind tore that shit down in my sleep. Was wrestling a wet noodle from there.
    Coywolf
    Coywolf
    That sucks. I had the same thing happen to me outside Eugene in Rainbow during a freezing rain storm. I almost died.
    After I thanked the wake-up cop for being kind, she says in her hospitable southern drawl: "Why would I be anything but kind? You're a member of my community like everyone else I protect and serve."

    Rod Serling was nowhere in sight.
    Coywolf
    Coywolf
    WTF that is awesome. That is how I feel about the cops here in Bend. Ive seen nothing but kindness unless you go out of your way to fuck with them. The last time I ran into one we were drinking openly on public property and they just said "Try to keep it more hidden next time, ok?" and let us keep drinking. Haha!
    Imagine you meet a traveler:
    ...says he sobered from a 2-yr bender while in Venice
    ...then he went to Florida and quit smoking.
    You'd call him a fucking liar!
    Hold on. My pants seem to be on fire.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    Well, at least your pants are committed enough not to quit smoking.
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