Cornelius Vango
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  • Went to a nude beach on the Columbia river and bar hopped with @Geraldo! What a great way to spend a Tuesday. Now I'm spending the day resting in the parking lot of dope truck stop that has a karaoke bar in it. Life fucking rules.
    Walla Walla with Matt Derrick for the weekend! Heading toward Slabs after to start getting ready for the JAMBO!
    wISDOM
    wISDOM
    Is it really the place so nice they named it twice, or is that propaganda? ;)
    Cornelius Vango
    Cornelius Vango
    @wISDOM I don't know about that, I've gotten a lot of weird attitude- i assume because of my looks. I've been to a lot of towns, and this is definitely less friendly toward crusty folk.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    @Cornelius Vango Aw, sorry Walla Wallans are being shitty. They were super friendly toward me when I was there. (Although, come to think of it, I do remember this one hilarious little kid screaming from across a park, "Look! A HOBO!" So, maybe it can be attributed to a lack of exposure?)
    Welcome to your Dirties; we've been expecting you...
    Went out to try busk downtown Whitehorse, didn't get very far before being accosted by some new friends and thrown on stage. I bought two beers, drank about a hundred and had money almost literally thrown at me, and I got to drink Yukon Jack while listening to a band called Yukon Jack while in the Yukon. I also tried to start a moshpit at a karaoke bar.
    Flat broke in Yukon Territory! nearly 2,000 miles from the next major city! How am I gonna get outta this one? Tune in to find out!
    I'm proud of all the things I've accomplished on my own this summer and I'm excited to make this next long haul.
    Stranded and stoned to the bone.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    Stoned and stranded with the band (meaning your two guitars).
    Fuck these goddamn rusty brake lines to hell!
    Carpe fuckin diem, bitches.
    R
    Rufiodies
    Seize those fucking diems at all costs
    You just can't beat homemade local organic micro batch cider that aged while you were out on adventures.
    PotBellyFatGuy
    PotBellyFatGuy
    yes he does provide a lot of pleasure. sex, music, and everything in between.
    AAAutin
    AAAutin
    HAIL SATAN (and her gestating hellspawn)!
    Odin
    Odin
    I think you have a very adorable dog... THOUGH, that stare! ZXED
    I'm just going by what I remember from an emt-b course long ago, plus some wilderness first aid courses, but I think the concerns were muscle damage and nerve damage, which is why I said 2nd and 3rd degree. I think the concern was that scaring could lead to some loss of flexibility. Also infection with deeper burns. Glad your getting help, sorry if I raised anxiety.
    Are you somewhere you can get help? The way I remember my first aid training 2nd and 3rd degree burns to the face hands or genitals need attention.
    Cornelius Vango
    Cornelius Vango
    yeah its getting handled in the best way possible. I'll have my regular old mug back in no time.
    Burned my face in a flash fire. It's pretty bad.
    Engineer J Lupo
    Engineer J Lupo
    Pretty bad you ain't lying. That looks very painful. It kinda looks like your face won't end up permanently scared, at least not the majority of your face. Maybe just a little up on your forehead? Just a battle wound and a story to tell later? Fuck, I feel for ya. It's one thing to injure yourself in the comforts of your own place with people around to care for you. Injuring yourself on the road sucks so much worse.
    Had a steamy fling on a tundra beach. Mated my dog Satan with a pedigree hunting dog named Odin. Got stalked for miles by a thick cloud of mosquitos. Washed my dreads in the arctic ocean. Ate rich people food with my dog. Did not get eaten by a grizzly as I was promised. An eventful 24 hours!
    SlankyLanky
    SlankyLanky
    this might be the most romantic update ive ever read on stp.
    roughdraft
    roughdraft
    does this means authentic puppy pics are in the making?
    Got my stuff, got supplies and rest, got a phone with data! Sleeping near the highway, heading north in the morning. Good times.
    Slept basically all day, woke up to the sounds of a grizzly crashing around the forest. That shit wakes you up faster than a cuppa joe...
    Now im about to head over to the jail in person to make them help me get the location of my pack...
    Cornelius Vango
    Cornelius Vango
    Lmao. No, these are separate matters
    Matt Derrick
    Matt Derrick
    good luck, i hope you can find your stuff!
    Hazardoussix6six
    Hazardoussix6six
    sounds like a crazy few days, miss the random things that happen out there, nowhere near u but if i can help at alll let me know
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