Ive had the privilege of meeting a lot lizard pimp, whoreing out his wife for 20 dollars a fuck. He wrote the book on pimpology, actually.
His name was james and he gave me a ride 200 miles on his way to Vegas for that real scrilla in the whore game. Dude never slept being a marine vet (sleep is for bums hed proclaim) and the entire ride we stoped at every adult book store looking for a glory hole, every truckstop, and every casino in an attempt to make that dollar. "If it dont make money it dont make sense" and he really meant it; at a Loves i saw his wife suck and fuck 500+ bills walking up and down those rows of trucks. Dude didnt even have to pimp his wife he had this skinny Japanese guy do it for him and hed keep all the profit. And spend it all on dumb shit like daytona 500 hats and monster energy drinks. He even sent out on the CB to all the lizards "young buck in need of good company, 20 bucks" gonna pay for me to get head, and when there was no reply he tried to get his wife to get on his knees and give me some real good lovin. Eh, nah. I weasled my way outta that one. As soon as the motherfucker started saying he was the messiah i was out, walked away in casino parking lot.