I've got this irritating but entertaining habit that I'm sure many of you have as well. While fighting the mind-numbing boredom that comes with this particular lifestyle and culture, I often find myself re-writing words to popular songs, usually having the lyrics to do with squatting, traveling culture, my friends, or (most often) how awesome I am. Here are a couple I can remember off-hand. Boone, I know we came up with a shit-ton together. Do you remember any? Post your own, train kids!
LEADER OF THE SQUAT
(sung to the Mickey Mouse theme)
Who's the leader of the squat spangin' NO.P.D.?
Gimme a D, I-R-T, Y-R-I-G
Dirty Rig! Dirty Rig!
Forever let us keep our leader high!...(etc)
RUNNIN' THROUGH THE TRAIN-YARD
(sung to the tune of Ohh-Da-Lally from Robin Hood, about me and my roaddawg)
Dirty Rig and Dustin Tise
Runnin' through the trainyard
Hoppin' fences, dodgin' bulls and tryna get away!
Never really thinkin' much
Just drinking from the spacebag
Twist the nozzle, guzzle it down
But up behind the crewshack
Down by the guard-tower
Piggies watchin' them and gatherin' around...
They're corny, they're cheesey, but they make for great campfire sing-a-longs!
LEADER OF THE SQUAT
(sung to the Mickey Mouse theme)
Who's the leader of the squat spangin' NO.P.D.?
Gimme a D, I-R-T, Y-R-I-G
Dirty Rig! Dirty Rig!
Forever let us keep our leader high!...(etc)
RUNNIN' THROUGH THE TRAIN-YARD
(sung to the tune of Ohh-Da-Lally from Robin Hood, about me and my roaddawg)
Dirty Rig and Dustin Tise
Runnin' through the trainyard
Hoppin' fences, dodgin' bulls and tryna get away!
Never really thinkin' much
Just drinking from the spacebag
Twist the nozzle, guzzle it down
But up behind the crewshack
Down by the guard-tower
Piggies watchin' them and gatherin' around...
They're corny, they're cheesey, but they make for great campfire sing-a-longs!