More of a fuck capitalists story than a fuck the police story.
There is a supermarket dumpster nearby where one can always (yes always!) find plenty of fresh produce. For the longest time I never had any problems, but then, one night, there appeared a security guard. He told me to leave so I circled the block. It went on like this for a few weeks. Then one night a cop pulls up (I guess the security guard got tired of chasing me away). I wasn't actually in the dumpster when he pulled up so he couldn't do shit but he knew what was up. So he lectures me and tells me to leave, but I couldn't leave without my food (I had a full box of food set next to the dumpster). Now the cop had no intention of letting out of his sight so circling the block wasn't going to work. So I decided to ask the cop if I could take the food. So the cop walks into the store and asks the manager if I could keep the food. The manager said no so I had to watch my food get thrown back in the dumpster.
And now Fuck the police with a happy ending.
I was dumpstering with a few friends (yeah I dumpster a lot (different dumpster and city than 1st story)). We had finished in the dumpster, gotten back on out bikes and started to ride off (we were still in the parking lot though) when a cop drives by. He slams on the breaks, gets out and tells us to lay down. Being on my bike, i get off, set the kickstand and then get thrown to the ground. He pulls out his club and walks over to my friend. Next thing I know 7 patrol cars arrive on scene (mind you it was myself and two friends on bicycles). Over the next two hours they tried to blame me for many things, they seriously shined a flashlight in my eyes and asked why I was squinting. They tried to say my friend had ratted me out for various crimes (fyi cops don't take kindly to you saying "stop fucking lying to me"). Anyways they decide to give the one girl in our group a ticket for dumpstering (they said that by riding our bikes we were evading arrest and that justified probable cause so they could search us unwarranted) and impounded her bike. While they let the guys off with tickets for no bike light. As far as the ticket went I went to traffic court and then sat on the steps of the courthouse and spanged the money to pay my ticket. But we filed a citizens complaint against two of the cops, which didn't go anywhere but a few months down the line one of the cops that we filed the complaint against ends up battering a womyn. Now the complaint is still on his record despite the fact that the case against him was dismissed. So we got called to testify against the misogynist prick. He ended up with a slap on the wrist (which is bullshit) but it sure felt great to rip the basterd a new one "for the record".