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You're right to rate that confusing. It's mostly an inside joke. I used to work with a guy who randomly used that term. He said it so nonchalantly, like everyone's got a late night sneaky uncle. I just loved the juxtaposition of words. It's almost like a band name. The late night sneaky uncles
 

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I think he's saying it's more of a stereotype that creepers are usually white, idk. A quick look at the registered sexual offender list around your neighborhood will quickly debunk that. Generalizations are kinda wack imo. Like how would you feel if I followed up "my uncle is black" with "oh so he's a thief?" Right? Not cool and not accurate. "Until the color of a man's skin is of no more significance than the color of his eyes, there is war" Every person should be judged by their actions, not their skin tone.
 

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I think he's denying I'm his uncle strictly on the basis of my skin color

As much as I hate to admit it I believe he's right
*uncle from another carbunkle.

-carbunkle is such a gross word for something that is in itself gross
 
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Yeah my uncle was a busy guy. Me and my big sister, whenever we'd see him or bring him up in conversation or see him in town riding his bike, would always mis-sing. sing:

He's a gigolo
And he's got to go
To put on, another show


His name's Roy Jr.

So you'll have to change your name to that. And I guess I'll be your nephew now!
 
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You know what two words I hate as a phrase? "Hunger pangs."

"Pangs" just sounds so fucking stupid, just call it what it is! You're hungry, and it's causing you pain, call it HUNGER PAIN!

The fuck's a "pang" anyways?
 

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Bringing things full circle, after 13 amazing pages and 2k views

and Orgy story.

About 10 years ago a girl I really loved and I met up to 'same room swap' with a really hot couple we found online.
Everyone vibed at the bar, we go back to thier place, everyone gets nekkid, and everyone is getting thier Os and having a good time.

After some time my GF's energy changed and she didnt seem to be enjoying herself. excused herself to go to the bathroom and took a long time. We kind of just waited for her so as to not be rude. When she came back in she was noticeably upset. I thought I had crossed a line or maybe she had cummer's remorse.

She said she was really tired and wanted to just go home.
There were some awkward goodbyes and when we got in her car I asked her what was up, worried about some emotional drama.

She smiles like a kid and says "michael I had to shit so bad and I just blew up thier toilet. Im so embarrassed!" and we started cracking up. She always had wonky bowels and a hectic shittin' schedule. Thats part of the reason I loved her.

She wouldnt let us meet up w that couple again even though we both thought they were hot. That story became something we would always reference and laugh at.
 
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That sounds like one hell of a time, and like a great relationship. When you love someone so much, and are on the same wavelengths so well, that you happily screw other couples together.
 

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That sounds like one hell of a time, and like a great relationship. When you love someone so much, and are on the same wavelengths so well, that you happily screw other couples together.
Find someone you really enjoy talking to and vice versa, and ask them to do wierd shit sexually with you. ;)
 

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So just out of curiosity.. (and I really couldn't care less one way or the other) what's actually going on here? It almost feels like a group of about 5 of y'all are trying to make this the most popular thread on STP and as a side game battling for top poster of the month? Y'all got those quarantine listlessness blues huh? We should write a song about it.
 

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So just out of curiosity.. (and I really couldn't care less one way or the other) what's actually going on here? It almost feels like a group of about 5 of y'all are trying to make this the most popular thread on STP and as a side game battling for top poster of the month? Y'all got those quarantine listlessness blues huh? We should write a song about it.
I just come here because I like orgies and free love!
 
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Yeah right now I'm just trying to keep myself from worrying about someone. Mostly by talking about smutty things.
 

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