Free Love and Orgies?

[Deleted member 27861]

Me tooooo!!!! I have this beautiful photo of this hairy-arm-pitted crzy witch gypsy girl I loved standing in front of my trailer that I wish I could post!

Damn is it THAT NSFW?

 

[MFB]

@Wheat2020 Yeaaa, I had to google NSFW. And yea, most my photos are. Duh.
Some side boobage and you can see her bush outta her pannies, but she looks wild and free and lovely.

A whle back I posted a pic that I thought was beautiful , but offended others here.
A pretty girl and side boob.
So, in lieu of that and out of respect for others and our most gracious hosts and mods (thanks for letting us hang doods ! ) I keep the smut to private messages.

 

[Deleted member 24782]

What can I say? I prefer monogamous relationships with a woman I can truly love and trust who truly loves and trusts me, but Goddammit, I've never had sex, and I'm horny and lonely af, my libido is up, and I love me some dirty wild punk chicks and Bohemian hippies and I wish to smash.

Well, we got brothels here in Nevada, and I hear good things... my friend just went to one for the first time, yes he paid to have sex there. $500!!!! Money well spent, although it was money I had just paid him to help build my house, HAHAHAHAH. Pass the buck!

Guess this virus has to blow over first...

 

[Deleted member 24782]

What can I say? I prefer monogamous relationships with a woman I can truly love and trust who truly loves and trusts me, but Goddammit, I've never had sex, and I'm horny and lonely af, my libido is up, and I love me some dirty wild punk chicks and Bohemian hippies and I wish to smash.

https://www.desertroseclub.com/

https://www.mustangranchbrothel.com

https://monasranchelko.com/

 

[MFB]

he paid to have sex there. $500!!!!

My granpappy told me you pay not for the sex but for them to leave after, or in your friends case, so he could.

 

[MFB]

Forget the brothels this quarantine has got to be murder for Las Vegas

Everything brother!
All the cities that were hosting NCAA march madness, bars around the arenas and such.
No Wimbleton!
No cities hosting NBA playoffs which is huge in generating moneys.

Has anyone gone back and read this thread in its entirety?
Mental agility on full display

 

[MFB]

I think the christmas tree ads a nice nuance to this photo.
Tanlines are always hot.

 

[MFB]

@Juan Derlust I also always thought that was your hair and you just really liked the ramones when you were young. Funny to know now it was a wig.

You look like if Wolverine dressed up as a ramone for Halloween, which I mean as a great compliment

 

[MFB]

I call foul - all you're doing to boost your post count is chasing me around & remarking on my brilliant content

But....you said you really liked clingly....?

Noted. Ill never soil your sheets again.

And your doing the same

 

[MFB]

@Juan Derlust honestly I am NOT following you to boost post count

I come to this silly thread bc it has become the asylum for those of us with COVIDiocy tm@JuanDerlust
so we dont effect the rest of the forum

 

[MFB]

and I want to know about that cross joint in your avatar is that yours something you made with your own 10 fingers?

YESSSS! I am THE BEST joint roller you know. I roll about 10 ciggies a day for the last 20 years so muscle memory. Sometimes if I am bored I will roll some crazy 12 inch joint with as many papers as it takes. Its fun and makes me feel accomplished.

Some more of my skillage.

 

[MFB]

@Juan Derlust We would love to see your real hair.

 

[Deleted member 27861]

@Juan Derlust I swear you almost look like an Elvis imposter with that wig, it only adds to the vaguely odd vintage Americano aesthetics to the image.

Your sister was right it makes for a great greeting card!

 

[MFB]

*YIKES! rating

 

[MFB]

Fancy locks yo!
Oribe Gold lust and repair conditioner?

Also. Being STP,
I accept you and your lumber-sexuality.

 

[MFB]

You look like Paul Bunyan and the dreamy lead singer of a shitty indy band had a baby.

 

[Deleted member 27861]

Lumbersexual af.

 

[MFB]

@Wheat2020 Didnt you owe us some creative piece in another thread? Why we still waiting?

 

[Deleted member 24782]

full frontal

YOU WIN

 

[Deleted member 24782]

my avatar was literally 30 years ago

WTF I thought you were a 14 year old boy.

I would post a selfie but my flip phone isnt connected to my desktop computer (aka giant iphone).