Free Love and Orgies?

[Older Than Dirt]

There has been a deplorable lack of "Free Love and Orgy" content here recently.

I will remedy the deficit.

When me and the wife got married, we had a honeymoon night at the Gramercy Park Hotel in NYC, a once fancy hotel that was kinda run-down/funky, but still kinda elegant, in 2001, and is now super-fancy again. Better than the illegal loft with a shared bathroom down the hall where we lived at the time.

So we get up to the room, and the room key doesn't work (this is back when they gave you an actual key, not a magnetic card). So she waits by the room, and i ride the elevator back down to the front desk to get a key that works.

I come back, and she flings open the door of the room katty-corner to ours, like a foot away, and says "Look, amor! A orgy!" And indeed there was: there were about 8 people i could see through the open door, the men naked, the women in lingerie or naked, and a couple fucking cowgirl-style on an armchair by the door. Someone arriving had seen her standing there in her very tight wedding dress and invited her in, and then invited her to bring me after she explained we were there on our wedding night.

We declined their kind invitation. We were up fucking later than they were, but then there were i think three coke dealers at our wedding, and they all gave us presents.

 

[MFB]

There has been a deplorable lack of "Free Love and Orgy" content here recently.

@Juan Derlust just posted about how his older sisters use to take his temperature rectally...

 

[Older Than Dirt]

Dude, that was like 5 pages ago or something.

 

[MFB]

Dude, that was like 5 pages ago or something.

Correct you, are! ORGY ON!

 

[MFB]

Should I try to rekindle that now we're both in our 50s???


*sis & me

how long has that part of your relationship been analled?

 

[Older Than Dirt]

So i have an ancestor on my mom's side in 19th century Ohio, when that was the frontier, who was named Free Love And States' Right Forever MacIlwaine.

Maybe i should have posted this in the "having kids?" thread, so @Brodiesel710 can name his kid that.

 

[Jimmy Beans]

Exercise is for people that can handle thier drugs.
I got you, Hans.

@Eng JR Lupo RV323 Dooder, I never knew that was filmed in NORCAL. I read the book when I was little and remembered it placed in OR. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle!

My favorite movie ever was set in Astoria WA.
Guesses? No googs.
answer jeopardy style please.

Goonies never say die. I nearly drove a few hours out the way just to go there but decided against it last minute.

 

[MFB]

@Older Than Dirt From a long line of radicals!

And, @Brodiesel710 aint trying to have no kiiiids, he just trying to bang rawdog.

 

[Older Than Dirt]

Do young people in relationships actually use condoms these days? Yick.

Jesus, am i glad to have grown up in the STD trough, when syphilis and gonorrhea had been annihilated for a generation, and herpes and HIV weren't invented yet, and "rubbers" were a funny thing old people used to use (girls were all on the Pill).

Somehow i also got through a decade of promiscuity between wives in the '90s without ejaculating in plastic bags more than maybe three times. Good ejaculation control, and a trusting nature, can take a man far.

 

[MFB]

Good ejaculation control, and a trusting nature, can take a man far.

Not gonna lie; after all that ejaculation talk, I read thrusting nature.

Long
live
free
love
and
orgies

 

[MFB]

Ive always consider myself a very tender lover.

Just in the wrong places.

 

[Older Than Dirt]

I have that too.

In the prep school i went to for 2 years til i got thrown out, we had to play sports every term, but i hated all the winter sports. So i was the "manager "of the basketball team as my winter sport, bringing balls and towels to practices and games basically.

So i was friends with all the black and latin kids on basketball scholarships, and was one of the few white kids that could go to Afro-Latin Society dances.

After the first one, a girl called LaShawn told Tanya, who told me, "That [OTD], he dance so dirty!" My dance-card was always full because of my thrusting nature.

 

[MFB]

After the first one, a girl called LaShawn told Tanya, who told me, "That [OTD], he dance so dirty!" My dance-card was always full because of my thrusting nature.

LaShawn and Tanya seem like lovely ladies!

This story is equal parts White Men Cant Jump, Step It Up, and Bronx Tale.
And the orgy lives on.

 

[Older Than Dirt]

Oh, they were that, with Afros like 2' in diameter, because it was the 1972-3 school year, and fly black girls had giant Afros then.

 

[MFB]

Carpet match the drapes?

 

[Older Than Dirt]

A gentleman does not kiss and tell. But only snatching kisses, no kissing snatches , sadly as they were both fine, but they were basically nice church girls that liked to smoke reefer, and dance to funk and soul, but certainly weren't going to give up the thang to any long-haired white boys.

And BTW back in the '70s girls had a carpet; nowadays a man's lucky to get a "Welcome" mat. Actually '70s girls had too much publc hair and it would get in your teeth.

I remember in college in the late '70s a friend who we all thought of as a lesbian (she had pictures of herself with her ex-GF, a close relative of the President of Philippines, with them in bikinis by the pool with guards with submachine guns) suddenly had this boyfriend.

When i asked her if it wasn't kind of a big change, she said, "Well, he has a beard, so kissing him is like eating pussy."

 

[MFB]

When i asked her if it wasn't kind of a big change, she said, "Well, he has a beard, so kissing him is like eating pussy."

Personally, I use a different technique for the two.

I have a good story, but will get in trouble here if I go into detail,
but It involved me, a black feminist at a liberal arts college, her Steinem bush, and ended with my wiener looking like I had fucked a brillo pad.

 

[Deleted member 25986]

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Thanks.

 

[MFB]

Now that we're outta that stuffy ol' thread...

lets get on with the orgy'in....

Though this is a 3sum story.

When I was in my early 20s I did my stoner right of passage trip to Amsterdam
I had never paid for sex before but was interested bc it was legal there, redlight district, etc.

I met this aussie dood at my hostel and he told me about this sex club that he liked.

We went. You walk into a big foyer, about 8 doors leading to rooms with different sex apparatuses.
Im drinking, chatting with the girls and figuring out what goes on in what rooms.
Im shown some open rooms and given some options.
I make my decision and shell out the cash.

Two employees take me to a room with a sex swing right above the bed.
I lay down, the nice ladies are clinical with latex gloves and condoms and fluffing.
Im on my back, one girl gets in the swing, settles herself on me, pulls her thighs to her breasts.
The other girl SPUN the girl on top of me.
The woman I was inside was literally 360ing on me.
Can you imagine?
I think it cost me 120 american.

And that was the first time I got crabs.

 

[Minky]

Any updates on your friend? Did he end up doing time? Did he get a hand on his addiction? Lol