Other bad recipes:
1 part vodka+ 1 part redwine (by part, I mean bottle)= really bad self-fortified wine
Old E+Orange mad dog=super brass monkey
I think its just the cold northern thing. Russians, Alaskans, and Finns, the three heaviest drinking folk I know. I guess when you are stuck in the cold dark for half the year, its either learn to drink, or suicide. Or both.
I don't really drink so much anymore, but when I did, I was all bout whiskey and beer. Not mixed, just my drinks of choice. Irish coffee if the night got on too long. And of course regional things. There is no way to deny that a fresh Pina Colada out of a coconut on some white sand beach of the carribean is a magical thing.
That shit sounds good.A Rasta I knew used to drink Jamacian rum with Ensure, so he could get his "Ensurance"
another good one is the "Sidewalk Clam" ......you git a bottle of clamato (on EBT, naturally) and pour it in your beer......MMMMMMMM....fuckin goooood....and it's alot cheaper than buyin the Budweiser "Chelada" shit (although i do sometimes)
fuck this mixing shit. fuck the sidewalk slams.
four words: whiskey straight no chaser.
(usually royal club or canadian mist)
still gets the job done.
Sanitary ethanol works too. Even faster than whiskey.
MOUTHWASH BITCHES!
I bought a few bottles of mouthwash for some natives on a res in Arizona. At first I was a bit confused about why I had to go buy 4 liters of mouthwash, but when we went under a bridge, and they started passing the bottle, I realized what was going on. Fucked. Sure, its kind of like peppermint schnapps, but I would also turn that shit down as fast as mouthwash.MOUTHWASH BITCHES!