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  1. creature

    i am having a hard time standing up, & not puking...

    i have had two bottles of sake' & the snot is accumulating on the back of the roof of my mouth.. plus i have to piss.. WTF was i thinking about..? right.. right... standing up & not puking... hold on.. i may have to puke, bending over... maybe i'll grab a smoke & add a little cancer to it...
  2. creature

    A Week Without Sake'...

    Scary shit.. had some apple cider, but la la la... WTF was i thinking? life is useless if you are not insane... the old, inebriated fantasies are seeping baxk in... "what would *i* do, if *I* controled the nukes...??" vote for me, motherfuckers, & i'll kill *everyone* who isn't fucking...
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    i love having an insane president..

    i can actually identify with this asshole, to some extent.. he is the daddy boy coming home to find that what ass-raped *him* is what is going to ass-rape his kids, *too*... fucking goddamned jimmy carter, ronald mcreagan, bush & fucking clinton & evey single one of those hell-whores from...
  4. creature

    over and out.

    if you know me, you have my #. presently unable to delete account, password set to random ~20 characters. all notifications disabled. unable to answer any messages. i love you guys, but.. we all have our buttons.. i love you all & good luck to everyone. i'm not going to be able to respond...
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    plus, of course, trump is insane...

    "I’m very concerned that Russia will be fighting very hard to have an impact on the upcoming Election. Based on the fact that no President has been tougher on Russia than me, they will be pushing very hard for the Democrats. They definitely don’t want Trump! " Link...
  6. creature

    i love trump...

    that motherfucker is destroying *everything*!!! he is doing more damage to the system than 20,000 anarchists let loose in DC at 3:15 am.. i think i mentioned this some time in the past.. that.. as much as it sucks that the system produced the choices it did.. *he* would be the most...
  7. creature

    rip my balls off, please...

    i'm tired.. just like fucking that... & leave me clutching the blood that's left... i'm fucking tired..
  8. creature

    trhis place is getting too complex...

    i don't have implants & shit... i actually remember dialing.. cold sake' drools on my chest.. wtf is this discord shit? tired.. my head hurts..
  9. creature

    Take No Fucking Prisoners...

    I am plastered, again.. the Almighty is demanding what my eyelids will Deny, & I am cursing the words from ancient Deserts.. I bLESS tHEE, o dEATH.. I Bless Thee.. Hammer me.. hammer me & forge me & kill me... bless me. bless me, define me, keep me, help me & then? please make me no...
  10. creature

    Incoherency as a valid form of political & existential dialogue...

    & the Voices mickey Mouse heard in his Head... "drink me.. drink me... pleeeaassseee... drink me..." & they crawled into the Desert.. wishing that they had far less to Mean, while food was a miracle & all things needed were almost free... in the future redwoods will have legs...
  11. creature

    Feeding the Skunks...

    Mama skunk & her 3 kits.. 'Barnabas', the Black, Shadowy Vampire Cat is picky, so he only gets so much leeway.. Mamma licks the bowl entirely clean.. yeah.. a little bit of smell outside the window, now & then, but these little bastards walk unmolested by any other vertebrates other than...
  12. creature

    Man.. i would love to change my user name to "TheRealDonaldTrump"

    Sigh... but that would be a waste of good electrons...
  13. creature

    Turning Trump into the Christ Messiah..

    I'm crawluing into a wee bit plastered, At the moment.. watch this space.. i mAYremenbewr what thge fucki fuck i was thinking about...
  14. creature

    I'm old & I am tired..

    just taking off for a while.. hope everyone finds freedom & love.. peace, john
  15. creature

    First Rule of Telepathy..

    no one knows what you wish God didn't know..
  16. creature

    what is trust?

    I say offering what you have with even pain or hurt or loss being ok, because you did it, & fuck you if you got hurt & hate because you did.
  17. creature

    wait...wait.. how the fuck do I get there...???

    Ok... I was staring At threes tress trees & shit... Goddamn God Damn & god God godfucking mnda damn the pjonr phone stole shit.
  18. creature

    Why I Love Surveying (or, Almost Fucking Died, Today...)

    Well.. maybe this should be in "making a living", but since I almost died,imma little confused... anyways.. ever work with an asshole, but nonetheless friendly, likable asshole, who is so much of an asshole that they are fucking dangerous to just fucking *be* around? Holy fucking shit... This...
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    Goddamn, I love being hammered..

    Holy shit! General Banter still lives!! How the fuck are Liutenat Diatribe& Commander Rant?? Anyways.. Fucking Sake'.. Sake' & the Ocean & the Plains & the Dimensionalities which roll upon Them.. I have 20 hours before slavery.. Must prepare... Must put on my chains.. Cleanse myself...
  20. creature

    In Which I announce We now Have Crew..

    OK.. I finally have a commit.. I am going to throw down whatever my next steps are in order to help them help me help the boat become.. I have many friends, here.., if i made a list of whom is welcome, i would not be able to complete it.. there are a handfull, however, whom i would risk...
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    any good pulloffs or free campgrounds in Neah Bay, WA?

    Sitting at the intersection of WA 112 & WA 113. Def will make Neah Bay before leaving. It would be nice to stay a bit at that point if extent in the lower 48, but not if it's a pain to not be bugged. I'm 5 miles from Olympic NF, but I'm cutting down to Ozette Beach to dig the ocean, come...
  22. creature

    How to choose an appropriate piss bottle (for guys)

    Ok.. so, to tell you the truth, i nam 58, & i think i've sen a girl pee about 3 times in my life, & really not very completely, at that.. should give you an idea of my co-gender experience.. hence i know what a guy needs to effectively piss at 2 or 3 AM in a fucking van, since no one else is...
  23. creature

    i love you folks..

    ok.. so not a very original leading title, but.. but Oh.. O, Gift of Anger & Odin's Sun, & Dragon & The Stars of Dogs.. The Kneeling Corn & the Man of Caves.. O, Swishing Gummy.. And Hazards Cubed by Six.. Oh, & O, my Lovely Valkyrie.. to do & to do & to do... our Master & all the...
  24. creature

    Fuck you fucking google fucking fuck fuck fucking alphabet fucking whore...

    cut your goddamned nuts off & boil-poach the motherfucking things & feed them to fucking pigs... soooo... way back i set my goddamned phone up to store to my SD, & not to internal storage.. i got this fucking ZTE 981 or whateverfucking & it has really nice specs & a 6" display, but i find out...
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    why i have been ignoring you rat ass smarmy fucks...

    Ok.. Easthampton, MA.. Rust Temple.. been helping clean up & putting in a anarcho-crust semi-kitchen.. if there's any moms reading, they know how tough it is to feed 4 or 5 ratty little bastards who just want to play with their basic superpowers as they attempt to alter the universe... this...
  26. creature

    The Curse of the Butter Croissant..

    "coofffeee... ccrooofffeeee.... ccoo..eekghk..", his dust spattered brain insisted as the sun forced its way between the steering wheel & the windshield cracks, into his eyes, as his head remembered it was attacged to a scrunched up body shoved into the driver's compartment of a truck that some...
  27. creature

    ON THE ROAD!!

    fuck you, florida... alright.. on my way... : )
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    Orthodox fundamentalist fuckwads licking their own unlclean shitholes..

    ok.. so i am editing the post, a bit.. not because i have any remorse about pissing off religious fanatics (which was one of my primary intent), but because there are a lot of *good* people out there who are, unfortunately, religious to the point that it offends their belief in a specific...
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    P fucking S.. thank you, matt..

    i will slice my fucking arm for you, as surely as i would for my younger brother.. thank you for your wisdom & your strength & all your knowledge.. thank you Tude & Mike & Shctickk & Corn &.. add your fucking name, all you beautifull assholes we would/will be in trenches for.. godammned...
  30. creature

    a new political party..

    yeah.. just what we need... but.. i was thought-thinking & i thought: "the difference, really, between republicans & the left isn't what *truth* is.. it's just what each one of them *likes*, sort of like 'fish' being the preferred meat of the right, & 'beef' being the preferred meat of the...
  31. creature

    new road trip? just a heads up.

    Mods, hi.. this isn't 100% certain, yet, so i haven't posted in ride offered. i'll link, or ask you to move the post, depending on what goes down over the next week.. Here's the deal: i'm escaping the hellhole of florida.. the launch tube is primed, loaded and has a spitting fuse.. the fucker...
  32. creature

    super brief update...

    trapped in florida, still. not off the board, but waiting for a few things to coalesce.. if i get a decent chunk of time, will post up. looking at boats or another rig. have to consider how mom is. could escape today, but that's the main concern.. miss you all C
  33. creature

    text only version of StP?

    Matt, just a thought.. if all goes to hell, should there be a simple bulletin board interface? bells & whistles are sweet, but text only is life &death.. my bones fucking creak..
  34. creature

    godamnnn i hate this security bullshit..

    i have been trying to respond to threads for the past fucking week.. using firefox 52 with just a few addons.. i hate the security shit i need to worry about.. not StP security stuff, but pissy fucking little browser add on shit.. on the good side i have destroyed 3 fucking computers in...
  35. creature

    general long ass update..

    Everybody, hey.. Sorry about the radio silence since pulling out of the slabs.. Hell, even longer for Kev & Mike.. Seems it’s always one thing or another.. Now, at the present moment there is a whole ‘nother boatload of turds flowing down the sewer pipe, but I guess you’ll have to make it...
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    How to not be shady & untrustworthy..

    You know.. I know this forum is for posting about people who are true & generally violent shits, but at the same time, people who are just fucking airheads, blythe, selfish, inconsiderate, thoughtless or unable to carry through on a commit, or will willingly fuck other people's shit up just...
  37. creature

    An open Letter or Petition to the Electoral College??

    haven't looked to see if anything like that is going on ... ya think?
  38. creature

    Squat Alpha Centauri...

    I'm just staking this out.. I may be an old shit, but by God, if I can get there? I fucking am... see the link here: https://squattheplanet.com/threads/em-drive-anyone.29607/
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    EM Drive, anyone?

    1.2 grams of thrust... that means a 1.2 gram object will reach the speed of light in about 9.5 years, if my scratchings are correct.. From the National Geographic, at: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2016/11/nasa-impossible-emdrive-physics-peer-review-space-science/ "Mike McCulloch, a...
  40. creature

    Trump lawyers given court date over lawsuit alleging rape of 13-year-ol

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/oct/12/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-alleged-rape-lawsuit Now.. it is important to note that the accusations are linked to a former 'Jerry Springer' associate, and the .. cough.. coughh.. erkk.. Guardian was apparently told “Just be warned, we’ll sue you...
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    2016 Jamboree Cops killed in Palm Springs, CA

    Three Palm Springs police officers were shot Saturday, at least one fatally, while responding to a family disturbance, prompting a large manhunt for suspects. http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-palm-springs-shooting-20161008-snap-story.html Two Palms Springs police officers fatally shot...
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    2016 Jamboree Convoy from the Bay?

    interesting.. how many people have vehicles, & who wants to go? 2 vehicles leaving from the bay, 10-20, to jambo.. there's definitely a fuel pot on hand.. about 100 gallons.. folks coming from the north should figure on meeting up, folks further south can be intercepted.. the main point is...
  43. creature

    2016 Jamboree fuel cards?

    anyone know if it's possible to buy prepaid fuel cards & just punch in a #, rather than have the physical card?
  44. creature

    This is really, really good!!

    ICC: Environmental destruction is a crime against humanity; Shift in thought: The International Criminal Court is moving toward investigating a broader range of war crimes http://www.csmonitor.com/Environment/2016/0917/ICC-Environmental-destruction-is-a-crime-against-humanity about fucking...
  45. creature

    this is really bad..

    if we ever needed one of those dead motherfuckers to come back... jesus or gahndi or buddah or lao tzu or who fucking ever, this would be a really, really, ***really*** good time, ya think?
  46. creature

    why Americia makes me fucking, fucking fucking fucking sick ....

    “That means we can’t underestimate our opponent — because if we don’t see a serious uptick in our fundraising right now, Donald Trump’s presidency could be a real possibility.” Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook...
  47. creature

    wouldn't it be cool if...

    the pubicans realized how badly they fucked up, & changed sanders to their nominee...?
  48. creature

    What I would like to See...

    is a new york times headline that says "OK Folks.. Time for a Revolution..."
  49. creature

    Ok.. that is *MY* ex-fucking van in the photo banner, & we all know it....

    So.. looks like i have labor day off... yea, yea, motherfucker!!! good for me. i am going to try & drive the damn thing to the Library, little truck in tow, this coming friday. if it makes it, it still has balls for All Glory.. if it doesn't, well.. fuck us all.. soooo.. i have to drop...
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    2016 Jamboree Pre-2017 jAyBoNe JamBo jambonearee..

    ok.. an explanation of title... in Memory of Jaybone.. goddamn, poor jaybone, you poor fucking beautifull, hardcore bastard.. you godamned poor, poor, fucking shitheaded idiot *fucking fucking* bastard... i will think of you, while the sun tells us what she becomes when death knows Her.. i...