Goddamn, I love being hammered.. (1 Viewer)

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Holy shit!
General Banter still lives!!
How the fuck are Liutenat Diatribe& Commander Rant??

Anyways..

Fucking Sake'..
Sake' & the Ocean & the Plains & the Dimensionalities which roll upon
Them..

I have 20 hours before slavery..

Must prepare...

Must put on my chains..

Cleanse myself..


Wait...

Fight...


Kill...


My teeth are broken..

I know sisters & brothers who are stronger..

we fight.

kill,fuckers... Kikklll
kill..

be you.

be you nothing else lives in you
That kills shit that shouldn't be unless it is where what you are is from..

be you.


kill.


love.

float.

Yes Sir, General Banter, Sir...
 
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Red, White, and SAKE'!!!

How are you, hammered brother?? One bottle down, one to go. :p

I have some general mysteries for you:

https://qcodefag.github.io/

This appears to be from within the monster Babylon.

Someone is broadcasting from deep within the beast complex.

All is exposed, all will burn. Hawaii was NOT a drill, it was real.

Looking for the popcorn...
 

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Red, White, and SAKE'!!!

How are you, hammered brother?? One bottle down, one to go. :p

I have some general mysteries for you:

https://qcodefag.github.io/

This appears to be from within the monster Babylon.

Someone is broadcasting from deep within the beast complex.

All is exposed, all will burn. Hawaii was NOT a drill, it was real.

Looking for the popcorn...
l

I will try try to find a way to save this world... we all should


we all should

never give up...never... all our might you and me...

today tomorrow forever

in peace

:)
 

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Im not sayin to stop reading it for the lulz, just gotta take everything online with a grain o salt these days. Now that everyone is tryin to be a cia spook with shit its harder to seperate fact from fiction. Just cause some cats are talkin cray it doesnt mean that there isnt some shit afoot. Id keep that bug out bag handy this year. 2 missile alerts now.. 2nd in Japan.. def some bs goin down this year.

Agreed on the bs happening this year. Having two missile scares within a week of each other is pretty disturbing. Having a government full of infantiles is just sad. It feels like shit is going to burn big time. If you follow the Bible, it says to head for the hills in times like these, but I don't think there are too many hills left to run to.
 

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Must.. drink... more... Sake'..

Fuck missiles & ass kissing under desks & huddling down in basements wondering why everyone is so scared..

Get those little kids out in the *open* & teach 'em to look up at the frikkin' sky & be **scared**..
Shit worse than the 'transformers' is coming for ya, kiddies..

Screw the space station & blue swirly white pretty pickuures from Heaven..

Yer gonna fry, & *that's* what knowledge is *for*..
Remember, we have a fucking *genius* in the fucking whithoz, & *he*.. *He* tells us what is true & good..

Not god, not jesyus, not doa dog, not platopus, not even confuseus..

nope..
the guy with the biggest, reddest button.

hell.. radiation is *good* for the gene pool.
mixes shit up..
may take half a million years to settle down, but it's the *idea* that counts..
I mean, that's what politics is for, right??

so why fucking bitch?

Drink Sake'..

****AVOID THAT GEKKIKAN SHIT****
!!!!!!
possibly the worst stuff you can buy..

Get Sho Chiku Bai, or Takara or Ozeki or.. Yaki(?).. all very affordable, especially on the west coast, but prices vary a lot, elsewhere.
Dig this:
Fucking *safeway* has the best prices on Sho Chiku Bai..
Get the 'nigori' (actual name of style, from Japanese), which is unfiltered.. a cloudy white sediment at the bottom 1/3 of the bottle. Shake, pour.
Sweet, light vanilla and other hints..
*not* dry & not like what people think sake' is.. most sake' in the us is Jumai, clarified & dry..
** Don't heat the shit either!!!!***

worse than microwaving eggs..

Or fucking nuking them, for real..
 
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Must.. drink... more... Sake'..

Fuck missiles & ass kissing under desks & huddling down in basements wondering why everyone is so scared..

Get those little kids out in the *open* & teach 'em to look up at the frikkin' sky & be **scared**..
Shit worse than the 'transformers' is coming for ya, kiddies..

Screw the space station & blue swirly white pretty pickuures from Heaven..

Yer gonna fry, & *that's* what knowledge is *for*..
Remember, we have a fucking *genius* in the fucking whithoz, & *he*.. *He* tells us what is true & good..

Not god, not jesyus, not doa dog, not platopus, not even confuseus..

nope..
the guy with the biggest, reddest button.

hell.. radiation is *good* for the gene pool.
mixes shit up..
may take half a million years to settle down, but it's the *idea* that counts..
I mean, that's what politics is for, right??

so why fucking bitch?

Drink Sake'..

****AVOID THAT GEKKIKAN SHIT****
!!!!!!
possibly the worst stuff you can buy..

Get Sho Chiku Bai, or Takara or Ozeki or.. Yaki(?).. all very affordable, especially on the west coast, but prices vary a lot, elsewhere.
Dig this:
Fucking *safeway* has the best prices on Sho Chiku Bai..
Get the 'nigori' (actual name of style, from Japanese), which is unfiltered.. a cloudy white sediment at the bottom 1/3 of the bottle. Shake, pour.
Sweet, light vanilla and other hints..
*not* dry & not like what people think sake' is.. most sake' in the us is Jumai, clarified & dry..
** Don't heat the shit either!!!!***

worse than microwaving eggs..

Or fucking nuking them, for real..

Yes, o wise one. Drink more, bullshit less.

I didn't know it was called nigori, but I would second that recommendation.

Microwaves are old radar domes with a door in them for easy access so you can scramble your food's molecular structure into various cancer causing compounds. Weeeeeeee! Ain't this fun???
 

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God Damn Damn dammmnn.. i love being hammerd..

ok.. last post i cheated..
i weasn't hammered, but just *wishing* i nwas..

how do i know this is true?
one, i can't fucking spell, or have A SHIT Shit hard time of it,

& two, i just rtecently nearly casreatwed myself with a large pot lid when crawling over my kitchen equipment to get to Sho Chicu Bai Nigori Sake' bottle #2, this fucking wevenoing..


what the fuck was i talking aboiuty???


yes.. casrt .. castration..
alchohol//\..
ch
chemicaal castration..


& i don't mean fucking dicck..


i mean mind..


goddamn i lovr having as little mind as possibole e
& still being able to percieve..

uck..
cops shopuild *love* this shit

*then*
they would fucking understand..


because the alternatative
is just killing shit
because you can..



why the *fuck* do we kill?

taste?

fuck yeah, you poor bitch fucking cos, calves & goddamned fucking buuuullllsss...

eat your goddamned boolocks or whatever, right?

we nwwd thwm more than you, motherfuckers,
& not only do we have knives, cauldrons & mechanical seperaatartors, motherfuckers...
we hve have..
fuck us, you Glorious,
glorious
fuckinbg poor fucking
Bastards..


we have nukes...


so

so..
you may have actually won..

mamma will make here choice.

& I THINK SH4E IS LESS CONSTRAINED BY THERMODYNAMICS S THAN WE ARE,
&



fuck..

hell..


vbufffalo are better thyan peopl or cows,.


WTF was bi saying??


something about being hammered...

i earn my fucking shit, you bastARDS,,

we all
 

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something about earning something..
right.. right..

we *all* earn our shit..
& i think that is why we are here, generally..

everybody on this site.. that stays.. we hammer..

we may not agree, we may think we're each & every one somehow too intensely fucked to understand *what* should be hammered on...
but every fucking one of us

Hammers...

we are coals & fire & smoke & the flying cinder..

we are the metal that heaven hates..

we are the fucking hammer

& we are the hell that drives it...

& every strike

is Joy..

is agony

& worry

& fear

& something that sends us closer to freedom...
 

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faraday bags pouches and wallets will protect the contents within. now that id has rfid its a must to have a "wired" wallet to protect yourself. i pouch my phone when in public these days. i keep a bug out pouch just for tech backup, tablet loaded with ebooks and offline maps etc, handheld radio, etc.

a properly made pouch or cage can block signal, elec arcs, and has emp protection. in short nobody can snoop ur shit and a nuke wont fuck your tech. bags that computer hard drives come in can be used in a pinch for storing, to test put a cell phone in bag to see if signal goes to zero bars. add bags inside of bags until it reads zero if one bag isnt enough.

@Spider Tempura that is *great* fucking info..
you should repost in the tech section, or if it's cool with you, i'll throw one up..
it's funny..
sometimes i can spin, but i don't fucking vomit...

today i need to make a choice..
i am down to just a few dollars, waiting for the next paycheck..

i *can*, in fact, *not* get another bottle of sake', and thus most likely have gasoline to get to work, on tuesday.. or...
or..
i can spend the 10 bucks & make love to insanity, later this evening...

or just juggle it..

i guess i'll be responsible..

maybe..
 

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