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- Sep 23, 2009
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Completely Addicted, Male,
fool me once, shame on you, fool me 312 times & i must need fucking brain surgery.. Sep 30, 2017
- Current Location:
- which one?
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Ok.. a few details, first..
- Favorite curse word:
- Love.. as in goddamn fuck love whore bitch hell!!
# 1... i am a somewhat older motherfucker.
# 2.. i am almost deaf..
if having to talk loud pisses you off, or gives you any fucking problems at all about what should otherwise be a great fucking trip
STAY THE FUCK AWAY.
just need to be clear on that..
#3... if the fact that the van doesn't have wall windows is a problem, or that i don't have AC **OR** heat is a problem, and if you can't make suggestions to me by letting me know what the fuck is going through your head, STAY THE FUCK AWAY...
#4... if you can't make up your mind about whether you are actually going or not, please, please, please STAY THE FUCK AWAY..
&, particularly, #5.. which is even more important than everything else..
if you just like blowing shit up because you like booting up non-existent drama & shitting on other people because when you do it, it makes you feel good, not *only* STAY THE FUCK AWAY, ****but take a fucking swim in the fucking atlantic ocean for a day or two, heading east, ok?***
Also... READ **THE REST OF MY FUCKING PROFILE** before you say you want to travel with me..
i have no fucking respect for people who can't at least keep their dogs clean..
fucking dogs can't make a fucking choice, & if you can't keep them fucking reasonably flea free (a fucking $2 collar) & fucking brushed (a 3 fucking dollar item.. maybe fucking 5) then not only should you not *have* a fucking dog, you should *not* be asking people to depend upon you for anything fucking important...
now.. that being said.. (& yes, i've just now blown up & been a prick *ahead* of time, just to save us all the trouble of me blowing up & being a complete asshole fucking prick *after* you have done your sincerest, oogly best to fuck me over or ride in my van, when i only ask for a couple fucking simple courtesies, & then blame me for shit, because i am not a goddamned luxury liner)
i enjoy my indulgences, but no fucking felony materials in the vehicle..
no fucking hardcore alcoholics who have major personality changes, &/or who will hit up strangers for their fucking habit..
you know who you fucking are, & that's why you haven't heard from me..
people who ride with me eat.
their fucking dogs eat.
we all know the difference between drunk/drug-fucked assholes & people who fight to be free, so please, ***dainty people & bed-turds*** need not apply.
reasonable alcoholics are encouraged.
Blackout drunks & violent shitheads WILL BE FUCKING ABANDONED.
radical anarchists will be fed.
radical activists will be fed, sheltered, possibly boozed, and have their propaganda needs covered by my personal mobile print-shop.
(note: the mobile print shop is no more, but may be resurrected)
repeat: SHITHEADS WILL BE ABANDONED.
travelers are welcome, as long as they don't ooze, are reasonably clean..
animals will be fed., & dogs must be kept clean, including brushed, because i can't stand fucking animal hair in my vehicle or goddamned fleas.
i have been known to **cook** for my riders goddamned dogs, so even if i sound shitty about it, it's not because i don't like them..
shitty, violent animals are not welcome, but protective ones are understood, so long as they eventually calm down & don't try to chew my hand off every time i turn the fucking key..
tweakers, etc. need not apply.
& for the true hard core assholes that know what this is all about?
whatever i have is yours.
& yes, i *DO* look like the asshole slamming the nail up his fucking nose..
so, other than that?
i will go fuck myself, now, so that you don't have to tell me to..
Signatureread my fucking profile.
& when the **real** revolution comes, what the fuck will you **really** do??