The most random place you have fucked while traveling

[NapalmBreath]

I was in Spokane a few years back and my partner and I met some kids who were tweekin and offered to share so we went ahead and each did a shot. I get extremely horney whenever I do stimulants so I asked if she wanted to go off by ouselves for a little while and she agreed. One of the kids said he knew the manager of dominos and could get us permission to hang out in their cardboard dumpster. We ended up being in there for a few hours and were both butt assed naked and drenched in sweat at this point. She was bent over in front of me and I was eating her ass when suddenly the lid to the dumpster opens and there's some kid standing there with a horrified expression on his face. "Whoops, wrong dumpster!" was all he said before dropping the lid and making a hasty exit. We passed by him on the street a few days later and it was fucking hilarious.

Riding loaded gondos is stupid but I boned on top of a pile of rebar in one once, that was kinda cool.

I've had a lot of sex at the church across the street from people's park in Berkeley.

The same person from Spokane once gave me a handjob under a blanket in a park packed with people in Venice, really lucky no one noticed and called the cops.

Another time I was in Portland eating grapes by the river and my roaddawg says "Hey, you wanna see something cool?" and began putting grapes in her pussy and shooting them out at me and some random dude walked up and stood there for a few moments before we noticed and ran him off.

 

[roughdraft]

on a hillside overlooking the highway...loved the white noise of vehicles passing

hot spring...sorry...was very drunk >_<

on top of an air conditioner in an alleyway

o yeah...in a graveyard...a classic

 

[Framese]

I was just walking down the street in Miami and there was a random guy by the train tracks. I just turned my head at him, then walked over by the tracks and he followed me over there to fuck me for five minutes or so.

 

[ScumRag]

sf, 2007ish.

this kid invited me over to his pad but his roommate showed up so we acted like we were going out for beers but snuck down to where the exit stairs let into a parking garage and i fucked him there for like 30 until some random lady parked her car and came super close to finding us....i can still remember the look on his face...said it was the best dick since he wuz in sf and he'd remember well when he went back to scandinavia or where ever he wuz from

 

[LysergicAbreaction]

During a trip from LA to San francisco an extreme attraction developed between myself and a traveling girl that I met in LA. We got to know each other for a few days in LA, well Santa Monica, then we decided to travel to san francisco together. The romantic attraction began to devolop right before we left the city, and while on the road we really wanted to fuck but we were either in public or had the others we were traveling with right next to us.

...Eventually the frustration became too much and we ended up fucking in a "space-toilet" on market street in San Francisco.

"space toilets" are these small circular metal rooms placed at busy intersections all over the city, usually you have to pay to get the door open, any way, when you leave everything folds up into the wall and the floor floods with water and soap, hence the sarcastic title "space toilet" as they are technologically advanced for outdoor public restrooms.

...we had to pay to get the door open, so we always joked that it was the one time I had to pay to have sex with her.

It was hella uncomfortable, the floor is made out of this metal grating and there is not much space to begin with, plus we were trying to keep as much clothing on as possible, so yeah, not very comfortable, but we were both going to go crazy if it didn't happen. Imagine spending nearly a week with a girl that wants to sleep with you and not being able to do it because you can't find privacy or a good place...

On another occasion I slept with my drug and alcohol counselor in her office during work hours. I was supposed to meet with her for an hour once month, after a few meetings we got to know each other really well, had a fire connection, and one thing led to another... it was somewhat unnerving because the walls are thin and the building is always full of people, plus her boss could have just opened the door at any time, she thought this was "hot", I just thought it was stressful, but whatever, it was still a good time. Its a shame she stopped working at that place, she was the only drug and alcohol counselor I have ever had that i actually liked...

 

[Pcdhitch]

Chick at Hobo park in Fort Collins. She took me to the utility lines by the old squat. Fucked next to old power poles. Woke up the next day with my ass Full of splinters! She gotta a check, so needless to say, I stayed in town for a couple more weeks. Miss that park. Bin back couple a years ago an it's all closed off. How is it these days?

 

[Rhubarb Dwyer]

In a dusty little bookstore in Pasadena. She was a freaky chick, so maybe I'll remember something better.

 

[LysergicAbreaction]

Ok, these stories are kind of personal and I am sure that some people reading this actually know me, so this is the last one ill share:

I was in a park with this girl I was dating, it was around noon and there were people out, we had plans of abusing unspecified illicit substances but were in public, so, I spotted this round cement drain tunnel, a small creek would generally run into it but it was dry, this thing was only three feet tall by three feet wide but we crawled in any way, we crawled through like 60 feet of small dark tunnelling, eventually we reached a large cemented area, we were able to stand, sit, move around, it wasn't bad. So we use our substances and decide to fuck. (I blew up the bag from a "space-bag" of wine to make a pillow for her) we didn't think about the noise this would cause and within ten minutes there were people yelling in the tunnel entrance and starting to enter. There was really only one way in or out, so we said "fuck it" and decided to get the hell out of there. Running past the people who had obviously heard us once we were out was kind of embarrassing at the time, but it's pretty funny looking back on it...

 

[Kuchi Kopi]

During hurricane Harvey I jumped from one tractor trailer hitch to another at the TA in Nashville with my chick. So we we're stuck in this dope ass Volvo big rig for 30 hours or so and the driver was letting us crash on the top bunk of the sleeper. The driver was asleep below us. Whole cab smelled like hippie sex.

 

[LysergicAbreaction]

I should have included this next section in my last post, but for whatever reason forgot. I am only adding it in this post now because it was an important detail to the story, as well as an important life lesson...

for the girl in the tunnel, I learned a valuable lesson: that circular concrete tunnelling acts as an amplifier, almost like a microphone or natural amphitheatre.

So, as we were "getting down" in the tunnel this girl was yelling some pretty filthy things, (things which I am not going to repeat here) all of which (unbeknownst to us) were being broadcast throughout the entire park as if she was yelling them into a microphone through a loudspeaker.

So imagine, it's a beautiful afternoon in the park, and out of nowhere you hear a couple (obviously high on illegal drugs) fucking in the storm drain tunnel in your favorite park, and to make things worse every filthy thing that this girl is yelling is comming booming out of the tunnelling as if she had a bullhorn...

...hey, the "space-bag pillow" idea worked great though. Next time after you finish off a space-bag of wine (this is a box of wine where the bag has been torn out of the box) take that bag and blow it up.with air, when it's full turn the nozzle to the closed position, and just like that you have a pillow.

I actually still have some pretty good tales of hooking up with girls in random places, but again, I'm not sure how comfortable I am sharing all of these.

I usually travel with a girl that I love or by myself, but more often than not I have a girl with me, so there have been more times than I can count where I have had to resort to making love in unusual locations.

 

[Des]

Phily FDR skate park in the castle bowl

I came here to say this

 

[LysergicAbreaction]

When I travel I like to camp out on roof-tops or in tunnels underground, so I have hooked up with plenty of girls in those locations, the top of a health food store was one of my favorites. It was on top of a fairly high building so you got this amazing view of the entire city and the mountains, it really was a beautiful spot. Plus it was really hard to get up there so I never had to worry about unwanted guests.

Once me and my girlfriend at the time had woke up in a fairly drunken state, now, it's the middle of winter and there is probably two feet of snow on the ground, and it's only about 8am, so we sneak into a movie theatre, and the place is empty. At first we were going from theatre room to theatre room watching parts of the films, but of coarse I had several 40 oz beers in my pack, and after a few hours we had gotten pretty drunk. Now, we are entirely alone in the theatre, so we are smoking cigarettes and weed in the place and openly drinking alcohol, which eventually turned into crazy theatre sex, and in like three of the theatre rooms too. Things get hazy after that, and the next thing I remember I am laying in the middle of the hallway, my girl is trying to drag me out of the hall, and theatre staff are swarming me screaming "where's your ticket!", I remember yelling "I don't have a fucking ticket" and vomiting all over the place...the funny thing is that when the police got there they ended up just taking us to detox, and they put us in the same detox. things really get interesting at this point. So, the detox is split into a male and female section, and this girl is already an ornery and mischievous individual who loves causing trouble, so she lures me over to the female section so we can make love, and of coarse we get caught, so she turns it into a game of trying to sneak me into the girls section so we can fuck. The staff were furious, and I think they eventually just gave up, because we ended up fucking in the female shower room and nobody really bothered us...

 

[RottonCotton]

Last night high as fuck with a hitch I got with this dude and his chick. We went back to a storage unit . We all passed the tweak around and got high as fuck. I pulled my dick out and started stroking it in front of them. He pulls out his cock and we were mutual jacking off . She went for my cock and started sucking me off while jacking him off . God she sucked some good dick . This was the actual first time I met someone with the same sized cock . We all held the phone with porn playing . I was licking her pussy while he was tweaking . I slid it up in her and she said wait I only want half of it . So I grabbed the dudes cock and jacked him off . I don't know what I was thinking I was inside her and told him to stand up. I took his cock in my mouth and gave him one awesome blow job . We took turns fucking his girl she came all over my cock like 4 times and I was getting ready to cum and she asked me to shoot it in her mouth so I did . And no I didn't swallow his cum . And no I'm not gay I was super tweaked out . Mmmmmm

Other place is train

 

[PotBellyFatGuy]

on a flight of corner stairs at my college. right after i came, i said i have to go to class so i am not marked absent (i was already a few minutes late). girl was pissed! lmao.

other time was in a home improvement store bathroom where we got caught and the entire store saw us both come out of the bathroom (there was a woman putting on makeup when she caught us in a stall on the floor in the missionary position). manager came and gave me a warning instead of calling the cops. that was really dumb of me but that's how young horny men think. sex is always on their mind instead of better decision-making.

 

[peacefulmonokai]

I wasn't traveling at the time, but the most random place was in a 5 X 5 storage. She was a big girl. I happened to have an office chair in storage, and sat down in it while her big ass adjusted for optimal penetration. The door was incapable of closing tightly, and we could have been busted by a passerby. She later wanted to have sex in a river. She had some fascination of lying naked on a big river rock and being fucked in the river. I guess in knee depth waterKept begging, but the risk of being swept away in a river current was one I didn't want to take.

 

[TheBluePartOfTheRainbow]

On a shopping cart behind a WinCo. Better than the ground, but I still don't recommend.

 

[valentine]

I had the most beautiful woman bent over a fallen tree in the redwoods of Humbolt.

 

[LysergicAbreaction]

Every time I hear tweaker sex stories it always creeps me out, I mean, no offense, I would never judge anybody, it's just the vibe of those stories is always creepy to me.

I think sexuality can be connected with love and beauty and I do not disagree with free love, but it's the love part that is crucial. If you love someone you should be able to express it freely, but it's not about having sex with strangers without a second thought or just because you're high, or having sex with any random person who wants to have sex with you.

I probably sound judgemental, and will admit that I had to stop reading the tweaker post due to an abundance of detail regarding subject matter that I would rather not hear about, however, I didn't mean to judge, it's just not my type of subject matter.
The way I see it is that so long as you are not hurting, victimizing, or bothering anybody you should be able to do whatever you want, so I guess if that's your thing than more power to you, I honestly wasn't trying to be offensive in any way.

I would not say that I have "traditional" views on sexuality as I am in a relationship with two women who are also lesbian lovers with one another, but we truly and deeply love each other. I guess psychedelics (as well as certain forms of tantric yoga and meditation; Karmamudrā) give you a far more pure, love and affection oriented outlook on sex, in which your sexuality is far less restricted, while simultaneously becoming far more pure and ultimately innocent. For example, MDMA or LSD allows you to feel love, compassion, and empathy, for your partner, its a true loving and emotional connection, while methamphetamine apparently makes you into some type of indiscriminate pervert, at least that's what I can gather from listening to tweakers talk about sex.



Any way, that's my que to leave this thread.

 

[LysergicAbreaction]

What was wrong with my last post? It's not like I really care that there was negative reaction, I was just curious as to what was negative about it so I can refrain from expressing those opinions here in the future.

In my community it's expected that you express your honest opinion, even if others might not agree with it. You should say what you mean and mean what you say, I always do.

Any way, I am getting to know this site better and what the people here are like, so I just won't comment in the future.

 

[valentine]

Dopamine is Dopamine dude. No matter what gets you there (Ice, MDMA, Acid, fucking, bragging)
No one likes judgmental, off topic, holier than thou rants. You said it yourself.
You don't like hobosexual orgy meth posts - just look away.