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[sprout]

I am partial to the term, Jungle Buzzard.

 

[finn]

haha that reminded me when i sprayed pepper spray at a crowd in eugene...(yeah dont have a reason why i was just wasted and someone handed me pepper spray) well it misted on my piss rag and i went to go pee...well, it was warm, then hot, then burned like hell, then was a little arousing.i eventually bird bathed my crotch in a drinking fountain haha

Heheh, I'd call you an asshole, but then I'd have to call myself one too... I once gave a drunk friend some EMT shears (which can cut through a penny) and then she went nuts cutting bits of clothing on other people. It was awesome and didn't burn my eyes or groin even!

 

[stove]

haha that reminded me when i sprayed pepper spray at a crowd in eugene...(yeah dont have a reason why i was just wasted and someone handed me pepper spray) well it misted on my piss rag and i went to go pee...well, it was warm, then hot, then burned like hell, then was a little arousing.i eventually bird bathed my crotch in a drinking fountain haha

Ravie you're an asshole.

You're also my hero. That's horrible, but fucking awesome. If I were there, I would have punched you REALLY hard. And hugged you. Of course, not sure which I would have done first...