Screw Wearing Pants to Get Them Dirty. Just Buy Them Dirty! (1 Viewer)

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Now introducing the next innovation in hobo fashion. Pre-dirted pants! This is a must have in all travelers gear, because who wants to actually get their own pants dirty these days? We already have pre-patched and pre-ripped clothing available. What will be next? The world is waiting to know.

Now being sold at Nordstrom for $425

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I sure as fuck hope it's a satirical ad..

Pretty fucking perverse when something that goddamned stupid can be that fucking funny..

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I sure as fuck hope it's a satirical ad..

Pretty fucking perverse when something that goddamned stupid can be that fucking funny..

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They are actually selling these at Nordstrom for $425. I thought it might be fake news at first...... Then I looked it up..... It's not a joke unfortunately. I decided to turn it into one though
 

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disagree. The pants are bad, yeah, but I doubt they're gonna start WWIII.
Well.. I mean.. The very fact that the military will be used to *protect* those fucking pants (while they are set on fire) is kind of what makes me think they are damn close as low as possible to his level..

But yeah.. The pants are probably smarter..

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People sell custom made vests and crustpants for hundreds of dollars on Etsy. You can totally tell they're just pieces of fabric sewed onto new pieces of clothing.

In addition that being totally not punk, they lack the actual crust involved in those clothes. If they wanted them to be authentic they'd get someone to wear them until they're so crusty from dirt, grease, puke, and dumpster pizza sauce that they stand up on their own. :D
 

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Bedtime..
I need to go dream of nuclear fires emanating from the soiled shitcreases of storefront manikins posed over plastic plates of trashcan pizza...
 

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So how about setting up the StP Etsy store complete with crusty jeans and hoodies? Sell them for $400 a set, complete with built in crusty human scented pockets. Matt will never have to ask for a donation again!

Would you stock clothes that smell like cow shit and grease? If that fits the genre, I have a whole wardrobe the I could put up for 1k. :)
 
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I've heard there is a market in the Korean and Japanese punk fashion scene for preworn, and soiled American dirty kid clothes particularly patchy bibs.
 

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That's it - nobody throw away any of their clothes! If it's so dirty that even WE won't wear it, mail it to Matt and he can slap a gold sticker on them and sell 'em for the big bucks!
 
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Just when you think fashion couldn't get more ridiculous......... what could possibly be next?
 

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I watched a friend of mine get offered $400 for his patched up jeans in portland years ago. I always wonder who the hell these people are, now I know they're the same ones shopping at Nordstrom's, weird.
 
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Now introducing the next innovation in hobo fashion. Pre-dirted pants! This is a must have in all travelers gear, because who wants to actually get their own pants dirty these days? We already have pre-patched and pre-ripped clothing available. What will be next? The world is waiting to know.

Now being sold at Nordstrom for $425

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Black jeans are the ultimate traveling pants. It takes a lot to get them dirty. Also just buy some overalls for train hopping. Keep them in a plastic bag rolled tight in your pack....IMO
 

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