NOT GONNA STOP TIL I GET BANNED

[Pheonix]

hahaha, I'll ban you if you PM me nude pics, promise But I really don't want you to be banned cause you are funny as hell right now. Great thread. I'll also delete any other BS threads you post if Matt don't get to them first. Is your boyfriend on here cause if he is I'd rather ban him and keep you online and I think everyone else will be ok with that solution too. If you haven't noticed yet BS shit talking is one of the most popular activities on STP and a great source of entertainment. I'm a little insulted you didn't ask me to delete your account but if your gonna provide such great entertainment then it seems like everyone wants you to stay. If you want you can send me some naked pics of your boyfriend too and I'll post them on some gay websites or even photoshop some animals into the pics and post them on some beastiality websites too. Thanks I really needed a good laugh like this.

 

[Ekstasis]

Thanks for making me lmao!

 

[Menyun]

In the off chance that these posts were created by your boyfriend and not you or you just wanna take me up on this offer... I'd be more then happy to give your BF and attitude ajustment just simply point me in the right direction and ill eventually make it their.

 

[smellsea]

yeah. give us n00dz so we can put them on latfo. actually, just tell your boyfriend this site is apart of latfo, then he'd probably think it was cool and wouldn't be a problem.

 

[Pheonix]

In the off chance that these posts were created by your boyfriend and not you or you just wanna take me up on this offer... I'd be more then happy to give your BF and attitude ajustment just simply point me in the right direction and ill eventually make it their.

I didn't even think of that I was too busy laughing, but if this is the situation and your idiot BF changed your password then let Matt know and he could probably reset your password, maybe if he believes you. At this point I think everyone wants to know who your boyfriend is.

yeah. give us n00dz so we can put them on latfo. actually, just tell your boyfriend this site is apart of latfo, then he'd probably think it was cool and wouldn't be a problem.

Yea sounds like a new addition to that site is coming soon. Wait I'm not on that site I feel so uncool now.

 

[smellsea]

really? i think the photo of me getting a wine enema is enough for all of us to feel embrassed. we can share.

 

[Sc0ut]

really? i think the photo of me getting a wine enema is enough for all of us to feel embrassed. we can share.

share the wine enema?

 

[smellsea]

share the embarassment. dude, i would never suggest for any one to try a wine enema, ever. first of all, it fucking burns, not just your ass but if you have a twat, it burns that too. and the baster is just a painful almost sharp piece of plastic, not worth jamming up your ass (hence the look on my face for ya'll that know me/seen that photo). it's like when you smoke a bunch of weed and eat edibles, and can't tell if if made you high or not. drink a bunch of booze, and get a wine enema and can't tell if it made you more drunk or not.

 

[Pheonix]

from shit talking to asking for nude pics and then to the wine enema discussion, this is the best thread ever!!!!

 

[JelloBiafra]

share the embarassment. dude, i would never suggest for any one to try a wine enema, ever. first of all, it fucking burns, not just your ass but if you have a twat, it burns that too. and the baster is just a painful almost sharp piece of plastic, not worth jamming up your ass (hence the look on my face for ya'll that know me/seen that photo). it's like when you smoke a bunch of weed and eat edibles, and can't tell if if made you high or not. drink a bunch of booze, and get a wine enema and can't tell if it made you more drunk or not.

that's awesome, i tried to funnel a beer in my butt one time for my friends birthday and i failed miserably

 

[Kim Chee]

Does an enema count as "boofing?"
I heard if you "boof it" its free:

http://squattheplanet.com/threads/is-it-really-free.12295/#post-100377

 

[Ekstasis]

Bahahaha!

Can you kester and boof at the same time?

 

[Kim Chee]

Bahahaha!

Can you kester and boof at the same time?

 

[Ekstasis]

That's just cruel... I will need a wine enema to get that image out of my mind... Mmm the other white meat!!

 

[Lobo AD]

3:33am..
Best shit I've read in a long time
Thanks guys!
lmao@ wine enema
now i want wine..

 

[whatsthatsmell]

Wow, this thread made my fucking day. I haven't laughed like that for a while now. Also, if you had just not posted any more, I'm pretty sure the inactive accounts (<10 posts i think) still get purged around the end of the year. So props on making sure your account definitely stays here. Since that's not an option I agree with everyone else: either stay logged out, or post nudes.

 

[daveycrockett]

i didnt want to post anymore because i thought i was giving up too much info about myself publicly,,(later gators) i even deactivated my facebook, really after a night of tripping on dust pretty hard, damn, maybe i do have problem. the title of youre thread is bullshit, youre out of youre mind.

 

[ayyyjayyy]

awesome reverse psychology dude...



look ragdoll, instead of acting like a fucking spoiled brat because you're not getting what you want (your account deleted), you should really just take wildwerden's advice:



it's that simple. getting banned doesn't remove your account, and it doesn't remove your posts. there is no forum software in existence (that i am aware of) that permits the removal of accounts by their users. this is because it would leave the forums virtually swiss cheesed with missing posts as people remove their accounts.

simply because you don't understand how forum software works, or how the internet works, doesn't give you the right to throw a temper tantrum because you're not getting what you want.

I'll be more than happy to ban you, but like i said, it's not going to achieve what you want. so instead, im going to give you a chance to stop acting like a fucking child because your boyfriend doesn't want you on this website.

Apologies that we are not a big corporate congolmorate with an independent web development team capable of committing themselves to your every whim. Facebook is more than willing to cater to your needs in this department, so you're probably better off there.

I love that video. Been quoting it for some time now... Hahah

 

[smellsea]

yes. yes, it does count as boofing. and yes, it was free.

 

[finn]

ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT THERE ISNT A DELETE ACCOUNT OPTION FUCKING TAKE ME OFF THIS SITE OR ILL KEEP POSTING ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE

You're so cute, you like that fuzzy little hamster who secretly hates you and runs on the treadwheel because she wants to jump up on you and chew your face off, except you have a keyboard instead of a treadwheel.