@MFB Connie sounds like my kind of girl. Connie sounds like she'd be pretty popular around here.
This is a Connie Lingus joke, right?
@MFB Connie sounds like my kind of girl. Connie sounds like she'd be pretty popular around here.
This is a Connie Lingus joke, right?
Have you tried dating apps that cater to hook ups? Such as Adult Friend Finder?
Another thought I just had;
There are all these terms people use now for sexualities and relationships.
Portlandia does a hilarious sketch on this.
Homo-textual, I'm only gay via text!
I'm old so it's hard for me to get on board with all these terms, but do my best to understand that it helps people identify with who the are and what they like, and genuinely think thats a good thing.
One term that I've heard that is especially annoying and prententious is "sapiosexual"
No shit! We all want someone we think is intelligent! That needs to be expicitly stated?
No one wants a really attractive idiot. [sorry @Juan Derlust ]
To wrap this all up @Wheat2020 - whatever you do out there don't forget your personal protective gear
- even if you're asymptomatic
That reminds me of when a friend of mine took me to a metal concert in Memphis for some band called "Trivium", and while I was there, I wouldn't really call them "punk rock" girls exactly, but pretty close. Just like, a lot of metal-head girls.
Anyways, I saw this fucking, tall-ass, sexy-ass, fuckin, Amazonian woman with long black hair, and just huge everything in this nice black dress, and I kind of just, looked at her.
Then this stocky guy who kind of looked like the singer from Smash Mouth, named Patrick, walked up to me and yelled through the crowd, "SHE'S SEXY, ISN'T SHE?!"
And I said yeah, and then he said, "THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND!"
And then he just like, if I remember, high-fived me, but like in slow-motion, kind of like grabbing my hand (it sounds gay but I'm trying my best to describe it), and told me his name was Patrick.
Then he offered me a beer and we just got to talking about the band and the opening acts, and music, and life, and then he wished me a fun time and hoped to see me again sometime.
Oohh yeah amazonian women -now were talkin. So your an ass man then or what?
Never been a fan of meeting girls (or anyone) for that matter at bars and parties, too many false promises clouded by an alcoholic haze.
Speaking of, I didn't get into country til my 30's but this is a great love song.
Now boys, we're not spose to objectify wimmens in the forums.
Scares them away.
Settle down.
Pm me. In title put "sausage party"
You're right. I should be more mindful of others on here. Although I tend to be good at scaring wimmens away just by trying to have a conversation with them and show genuine interest, and I most likely won't meet any woman on this forum in real life, but still, got to be mindful.
But I'm not PMing you anything about a sausage party.
The best advice I can give on not scaring away wimmins is to be very, very attractive.
Or. In your case, be rich.
And.
Your loss.
No sir. All the guys I know on here are w beautiful women. Though one im speaking of is w a beautiful granny.Rich, or attractive.
Well shit, doesn't that count out most of the guys here?
I never encountered this on the road much besides wild after parties after a show, even then it's a rare gem and not all hippie love shit. You have to roam in the intentional community scene mostly and live amongst them before you'll be let in on that.
Haha it's not that intentional communities do that, like it's part if the criteria of being one. But you will find a higher concentration of people in that format that are into those things. Substances almost always helpSeems kind of weird for intentional communities to do that.
So, youre telling me, a bunch of life loving hippies growin veggies in wilderness like to fuck when they do drugs.Haha it's not that intentional communities do that, like it's part if the criteria of being one. But you will find a higher concentration of people in that format that are into those things. Substances almost always help