"artistic nude" please, stop showing me tits and telling me it's art.

[Rstank]

ok, this is probably not going to make sense to most of you because it's one of my photo-nerd rants about art related things that bother me but I had to see if anyone agreed.

ok, so I'm looking online at galleries and I keep coming across these peopel doing photography and their pictures are good, great even, but the subject matter is what really irks me.

here's a good example lorelix04's deviantART gallery

ok, these images are really well composed and finished for the most part BUT.. when will people learn that taking pretty pictures of pretty people in sultry poses with vacant stares half naked in the half dark... it's SO FUCKING BORING.

these images mean NOTHING. they convey no feeling. they make no point. they show nothing mentally stimulating.

the "artful nude" needs to die.

if I want soft-core "artistic" whacking material I'll get a suicide girls account (that's a whoel other bag of bullshit worms right there... but that's a whole 'nother rant)

the female body is great and all, but I'm pretty sure we get the point already. chicks are sexy and they need to always look sexy otherwise there's no use for them.

come on baby, stare blanky into my uninterested soul and turn me "eh"

i whole heartedly agree the only "point" in these are getting pimpley faced preteens off......no artistic means have been reached beautiful shots but subject matter is lacking an existence that is seen .......these are vacant stares into blank clean lenses to achieve NOTHING to say NOTHING a meandering only known by the copy and paste generation the online duality the online ego......"this is likes totally hawt!" a stroke of ones ego fantasies of being the object of desire want want need need ...... im sure she is fine with pasteing her body everywhere and im sure there are many that will have no problem with looking.....but all it is in the end is a parade of the self worth and the self it turns every person on the other side of the key board

:zombie: "HAWT!" :mummy: "NICE ASS!"

 

[Mouse]

how did this thread end up in the sex and relationships section?

it's about art, not sex...

and definitely not relationships.

 

[Gudj]

How did this post end up in the wastebin is another good question.

 

[dirtyfacedan]

This thread needs more tits.

 

[hippiecrust]

respect nude artsy photos but theses pictures are indeed a crock of shit... horrible , un-inventive , and just worthless. they do not amuse me at all. i agree with ur statements completely.... and as for suicide girls hahahah what should i say but i dentally dont have an account

 

[boucaneer]

i think crass aid it best, when they wrote,

"your tactile eyes is running over glossy paper,
printed on with tactile lies of glaze and guaze,
they say "forget yourself,adorn with this disguise."
this womanhood of smooth and tampered whores.
let me warn you of their cold sensitiviy,
they'll have you gathered in a trap of glass,
is your reflection all that you will reconise,
that cruel lie will stare you in the face,
wrapped up in the flow of haze and bridal gown,
they tell your lover he must hold a gun,
your the pornographic reasurance he's a man,
they deal with flesh, incarsanate with rags,
red lips, shimmer silk and body bags,
hairless legs against the blistered napalm burns,
i want to watch the substance of your downy hair,
in that midst a gutted child fights for air.

from "poison in a pretty pill."

i grew up with crass and was quite lucky to have them living down the road from me. i dont know where i would be without them,

good for the soul.

 

[anywhere_but_here]

It would be artistic if they had their tits painted different colors or maybe paint a van gough aross each breast. i dunno