goddamned fucking flies...
shooshing them away is *not* sufficient...
they *know* what they are doing is pissing you off, & they come back & do it some more..
i dunno.... maybe this is their job, like donald trump or some dick with a flashlight who has nothing better to do than bug you about the empty space that you happen to be taking up...
but man...?
when you keep *coming* back & i swoosh you away & blow my the nice glass of iced fucking yum that i am drinking from, all over the fucking ground?
then it becomes personal...
fuck the fact that all life should be respected & fuck the fact that it isn't the *mosquitoes* fault that they carry zika & that fleas carry plague & that horseflies are just painfully sucking blood out of you because it has served them well for 200 fucking million years & that all life is important & that houseflies dip their feet in shit, before they land on my fried fucking rice...
& fuck the fact that even though if i smash this little fucker all to hell it won't be just my beverage that that takes a fall, it may be the windshield, too, since i am a little too discontented to use anything but a rock...
shooshing them away is *not* sufficient...
they *know* what they are doing is pissing you off, & they come back & do it some more..
i dunno.... maybe this is their job, like donald trump or some dick with a flashlight who has nothing better to do than bug you about the empty space that you happen to be taking up...
but man...?
when you keep *coming* back & i swoosh you away & blow my the nice glass of iced fucking yum that i am drinking from, all over the fucking ground?
then it becomes personal...
fuck the fact that all life should be respected & fuck the fact that it isn't the *mosquitoes* fault that they carry zika & that fleas carry plague & that horseflies are just painfully sucking blood out of you because it has served them well for 200 fucking million years & that all life is important & that houseflies dip their feet in shit, before they land on my fried fucking rice...
& fuck the fact that even though if i smash this little fucker all to hell it won't be just my beverage that that takes a fall, it may be the windshield, too, since i am a little too discontented to use anything but a rock...