what's your favorite sayings/aphorisms?

[dumpster harpy]

"'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds"

 

[Jackthereaper]

“Sometimes the best place to be is where you are”

 

[roughdraft]

claro como caguen los patos

Clear as duck shit

 

[Jackthereaper]

“Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades”

“I could sell a scuba tank to a seahorse”

 

[wrkrsunite]

I used to have a road dog who upon rolling out of his sleeping bag everyday would say " well time to suck the days dick".
And my dad used to say when describing someone with shit luck " that boy could fall in a bowl pussies and come out with a dick".

 

[Ptarmigan]

from an old coworker when I still did tree work:
FUCKIN' THE BALLS / FUCKIN' THE BALLS DUDE
but repeated many many times

 

[Joey Garbanzo]

"Don't just stand there like a half sucked off cock!"

"Whatever taxes your peasents"

 

[Pwigie]

Dont die

 

[SeetherSalad79]

Originally a southern french one that I'll try and translate : "you're so slow [doing ____] that we'd have time to kill a donkey by throwing soft figs at it"

MDR, this is a saying from my part of France (PACA - Saint-Raphaël specifically) "C'est comme tuer un âne à coups de figues" - we're always comparing something to figs, it seems. One of my favourites is also "Ça ne casse pas 3 pattes à un canard" which is to say "it doesn't break a ducks three feet" which means, it really wasn't all that extraordinary.

 

[Bushpig]

I want Buscemi's hat from The Dead Don't Die so fucking bad. Great slogan.