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Pretty sure it was set up as a joke but I'm probably going just to check it out:

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1: I will eat my hat if this gets remotely close to even happening. But yes it's pretty clearly a joke and the kicker is people are probably still gonna go. Best care scenario is a few dudes in guy fawkes masks with picket signs about scientology or some other haxxor meme shit have their uber drop them off outside property limits and within a few minutes are escorted back to the days inn by some annoyed military dudes. Worst case scenario a bunch of people get fucking shot.
2: y'all really think the United states government has any problems shooting people trespassing at a place that we all know is full of some shit they don't want @Odin to find?
 

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They oughta redirect that energy into something that's actually meaningful like why don't you idiots storm the child immigrant detaining facilities and bring more attention to that rather than away from it because omg maybe aliens exist. Y'all ain't ready for those answers anyway. If you're gonna assemble, do something worth doing.
 
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They oughta redirect that energy into something that's actually meaningful like why don't you idiots storm the child immigrant detaining facilities and bring more attention to that rather than away from it because omg maybe aliens exist. Y'all ain't ready for those answers anyway. If you're gonna assemble, do something worth doing.
Tell that to the people crying over a professional sports team losing a match or anyone that watches reality tv religiously hahahaa
Theres a couple vids of people getting smacked around and arrested trying to block transport vehicles coming out of migrant detention centers. Most people are self indulgent pussies that wont argue with their rulers anyway. Weve been taught so in school our whole upbringing. Divide and conquer.
 
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1: I will eat my hat if this gets remotely close to even happening. But yes it's pretty clearly a joke and the kicker is people are probably still gonna go. Best care scenario is a few dudes in guy fawkes masks with picket signs about scientology or some other haxxor meme shit have their uber drop them off outside property limits and within a few minutes are escorted back to the days inn by some annoyed military dudes. Worst case scenario a bunch of people get fucking shot.
2: y'all really think the United states government has any problems shooting people trespassing at a place that we all know is full of some shit they don't want @Odin to find?

Well around 500,000 people are either going or are interested in it, and it's still months away. I bet at least a couple thousand people show up. I'm probably showing up.
 

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Well around 500,000 people are either going or are interested in it, and it's still months away. I bet at least a couple thousand people show up. I'm probably showing up.
500,000 people are not going, nor is there anywhere near that number who are even considering going. There may be that many signatures on a online petition, or that many members in a facebook group, but you gotta be smart enough to realize this is in fact a joke right? If you show up to area 51 and get anywhere close to getting any more information then the thousands who have already tried and came out with basically the same info we have had for years I'm sure I'm not the only one who will be impressed. But uh...more then likely you'd just be shot if you see anything worth seeing before you had the chance to instagram about it.
 

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bizarrely, i actually was planning on visiting area 51 in mid september. this is the first i've heard of this 'event' though... i sincerely hope at least 5 idiots show up cause it would probably make for some hilarious youtube footage for my channel!
 

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i dunno, looks like they got a pretty solid plan:

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i mean, it's only like a 20 mile run from the property line/gates to the airfield. no problem.
If the Kyle's can hold em off until those naruto runners get close enough the smell of all those unwashed bodies is enough to force any military to stand down. I retract everything I've said before. I think with the power of god and anime on their side this mission is already a success.
 

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1: I will eat my hat if this gets remotely close to even happening. But yes it's pretty clearly a joke and the kicker is people are probably still gonna go. Best care scenario is a few dudes in guy fawkes masks with picket signs about scientology or some other haxxor meme shit have their uber drop them off outside property limits and within a few minutes are escorted back to the days inn by some annoyed military dudes. Worst case scenario a bunch of people get fucking shot.
2: y'all really think the United states government has any problems shooting people trespassing at a place that we all know is full of some shit they don't want @Odin to find?

The 500thou person army is just a distraction...

:rolleyes:

As I unleash my insect drone swarm with live-feed satellite micro camera's to expose Element 115 Gravity Reactors and Recovered Alien Tech...

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Jesus...I really needed a laugh today. Ya'll StP staff are some funny MoFukas! 😂😂
 
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They will get there and it will all be cardboard cutout soldiers in front of cardboard buildings.... watch
 

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