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AlwaysLost
Guest
After finally being fed up with my wifes whisky tango sociopath of a daughter I departed. I was about to start building my winter shelter when a nice Christian couple found me and offered me to squat in a house they are going to reno.
I don't know if it's technically squating but I have no lease agreement.
And it certainly feels like squatting. The house comes with aboutique 1 million arachnid roommates and floors covered in mousecrap
There are certain amenities to the Spider City House.
1 working outlet
1 working ceiling fan
1 lightbulb
1 bucket for sitting
Trash Service
Humorous labels on things from previous owner.
Cons
No running water
Full septic tank
Mice infested
Slightly haunted
1 million arachnid roommates
Someone just got shot down the street.
If any of whom I'm cool with are passing through KC I could probably give u a floor for a couple nights and show u the sights.
We just can't get too crazy. I don't want to burn this couple they are so sweet. It's like they are from the 1950s.
I don't know if it's technically squating but I have no lease agreement.
And it certainly feels like squatting. The house comes with aboutique 1 million arachnid roommates and floors covered in mousecrap
There are certain amenities to the Spider City House.
1 working outlet
1 working ceiling fan
1 lightbulb
1 bucket for sitting
Trash Service
Humorous labels on things from previous owner.
Cons
No running water
Full septic tank
Mice infested
Slightly haunted
1 million arachnid roommates
Someone just got shot down the street.
If any of whom I'm cool with are passing through KC I could probably give u a floor for a couple nights and show u the sights.
We just can't get too crazy. I don't want to burn this couple they are so sweet. It's like they are from the 1950s.
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