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After finally being fed up with my wifes whisky tango sociopath of a daughter I departed. I was about to start building my winter shelter when a nice Christian couple found me and offered me to squat in a house they are going to reno.

I don't know if it's technically squating but I have no lease agreement.

And it certainly feels like squatting. The house comes with aboutique 1 million arachnid roommates and floors covered in mousecrap

There are certain amenities to the Spider City House.

1 working outlet
1 working ceiling fan
1 lightbulb
1 bucket for sitting
Trash Service
Humorous labels on things from previous owner.

Cons

No running water
Full septic tank
Mice infested
Slightly haunted
1 million arachnid roommates
Someone just got shot down the street.

If any of whom I'm cool with are passing through KC I could probably give u a floor for a couple nights and show u the sights.

We just can't get too crazy. I don't want to burn this couple they are so sweet. It's like they are from the 1950s.
 
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Cool, with electricity you got it pretty good. Better than most squats anyway. the owners know you are there, so should be no worries with the cops. good luck
 
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Somebody down the street just got shot. How's that for a first night.. I checked the crime stats tho. It appears rare for this neighborhood.

It doesn't have a very ghetto feel either.
 

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After finally being fed up with my wifes whisky tango sociopath of a daughter I departed. I was about to start building my winter shelter when a nice Christian couple found me and offered me to squat in a house they are going to reno.

I don't know if it's technically squating but I have no lease agreement.

And it certainly feels like squatting. The house comes with aboutique 1 million arachnid roommates and floors covered in mousecrap

There are certain amenities to the Spider City House.

1 working outlet
1 working ceiling fan
1 lightbulb
1 bucket for sitting
Trash Service
Humorous labels on things from previous owner.

Cons

No running water
Full septic tank
Mice infested
Slightly haunted
1 million arachnid roommates
Someone just got shot down the street.

If any of whom I'm cool with are passing through KC I could probably give u a floor for a couple nights and show u the sights.

We just can't get too crazy. I don't want to burn this couple they are so sweet. It's like they are from the 1950s.
Very cool, man.

Valar dohaeris
 

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