is anyone on here happy with their love life?? (1 Viewer)

WyldLyfe

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Saw the pic MFB posted, before.

Im a younger guy and currently in a relationships wid a woman in her late 30's almost 40's, so it can go the other way around too.. yea sometimes people give odd looks here an there, its like there wondering.. I'v kinda always liked making love to women who are older then me, and the idea of it. If they are the right person.

Another thing is, women who are a bit older, normally don't want kids.. or they have had them and don't want anymore.. it would suck to make some woman pregnant by mistake then she wants to have a child and the guy has no say, then he has to pay for that kid for like 18 years and stuff, it happens, and women my age have got that hormonal thing going on where they really want to be a mother right? iv talked to them about it, like is that a real thing? you guys get the urge to be mothers really hard? an they are like yea its a thing, iv seen it too. Fellas better be careful wid that. Another thing is older women imo are sometimes... not always.. more chill and theres less drama, sometimes they have there shit together in life too.

Marmar, I don't think you need to defend the girl MFB is with. By that picture where shes holding up a paper she seems ok with it, unless MFB is pointing a gun at her..
 
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My goodness you are a very cynical person!
I understand I dont know ya, but I am willing to go out on a limb and say whatever feminist leanings you adhere to shade most of your thoughts and opinions.
People can be happy outside your ideologies. Its okay. 😉

Senior DeLust; I saw my post was censored! Im not understanding how a cute pic of a gal eating pasta w a side of side boob is offensive. I thought the pic quite artsy. If I have to guess; was the gratuitous display of pasta offensive to the celiac community?

Not here to argue, the goal was to add some love and levity to what i thought was a lot of grim responses to the OP's question.
Outta this thread for good. 😘

This is a great thread. Maybe I just miss my wife cuz I'm on the road for a
couple more weeks but your girl is hot, totally my type, and no tattoos! Good for you, you guys are having fun, she's a got a nice body thats worth showing off and she obviously doesn't mind.

Some topics on STP seem difficult to explore deeply because there's plenty of folks on here that are heavily driven and guarded by there ideologies. Their "guns are drawn, and fully loaded" so to speak. They are ready to attack whoevers thoughts, ideas, or actions do not jive with theirs. But often times, ones ideologies mask their true feelings and inner most thoughts and desires, sexually, politically, or otherwise. Humans are horny, but a lot of us are afraid to admit what really makes us feel that way. SEX is still taboo.

Anyways, overall I'm pretty impressed with the diversity of thought/personalities and people's ability to "get along" here on STP.

I've been toying with the idea of starting a conversation on here about porn. Just haven't got around to it yet.
 
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While some of our opinions/ideologies are shaped by actual experience, I suspect a lot of what I read here is virtue signaling. Without anything else to go by except what's in my head.

I feel this thread has shot it's wad for the moment -

maybe some of them blue diamonds or
c'mon @Brodiesel710 - fire up the porn thread!
 
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Im happy with my love life (sex) though it has had its challenges. Been married for 5 years so far, and hopefully "forever".

Was never really into girls, until my early 20's. Had some long term gf's, fooled around on the road (with men too), tried the poly thing... Im a typical horny guy, but have always been kind of prudish, never had a one night stand. Sex for me has only been good once we get used our bodies. Sex is super emotional for me and I need to know somebody before jumping in. I think that's why my married sex has felt so much better than relationships in the past. Not too mention, my wife's super hot. (I'd post pics but we saw how that turned out haha.) My wife's perspective of course would be diferrent as she has a couple physical limitations with her body which can make sex tough but that's a different issue.

Had sex in a lake the other day, that was awesome and the first time I "did it" underwater.

We are 100% monogamous but spend ALOT of time with the opposite sex, so that's cool. She spends a lot of time with other men, either through her job, or dancing, I can dance and we do, I'm just not that great. I think we have NO jealousy in our marriage which is awesome. Both of us have a lot of personal independence and trust which makes our marriage way more exciting and fun. She's actually working at Burning Man right now, I'm on the road.

I never thought I'd be in a relationship like this, it's awesome and for that I'm grateful. We met in West Oakland, literally just walking down the street. She lived a block away. Of course we have our fights, we're both stubborn as fuck sometimes and it shows. On several occasions she has got a little crazy and hits me, but oddly enough it just turns me on.....

Anyways thanks for reading.
 

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Constant unhappiness with one's love life (or life in general) should motivate one to attempt a change, no? I too am impressed with everyone here & how they all (mostly) manage to deal discussing difficult subjects -

Happy love life to all y'all
 
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'moral indignation is jealousy w a halo'
That one always made me chuckle.

Mark Twain does a hilarious job skewering humanity's relationship w sexuality in Letters From Earth. A very short must read.

BroD; I like when girls hit me too. 😉
 

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What a weird thread. I think the thing when someone sees a much younger woman with an older man is either they're jealous, they suspect some sketchy business is going on, or the girl is a poor mentally deranged bunnyrabbit being led astray by a manipulative and perverted father figure. It was a bad look but still pretty funny to read tho it's just you're all weird and neither side really came off too great lol.

And I am super happy with my love life. I had a long term relationship when I was a kid and then got super bored of it and never dated anyone ever again. Once you have a conversation about a sandwich it's time to call it quits, boring shits.
 

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What a weird thread. I think the thing when someone sees a much younger woman with an older man is either they're jealous, they suspect some sketchy business is going on, or the girl is a poor mentally deranged bunnyrabbit being led astray by a manipulative and perverted father figure. It was a bad look but still pretty funny to read tho it's just you're all weird and neither side really came off too great lol.

And I am super happy with my love life. I had a long term relationship when I was a kid and then got super bored of it and never dated anyone ever again. Once you have a conversation about a sandwich it's time to call it quits, boring shits.

Youre wierd!
And.
Nah dood. When you can talk sammiches... Thats when ya know its real. 😉
 

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Also. Totally off subject;
When did 'super' become ubiquitious and replace the now anachronistic 'very' or 'really' as the go to adverb?
Everyone's super something.

Anyhow. Super annoying.
 

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Saw the pic MFB posted, before.

Im a younger guy and currently in a relationships wid a woman in her late 30's almost 40's, so it can go the other way around too.. yea sometimes people give odd looks here an there, its like there wondering.. I'v kinda always liked making love to women who are older then me, and the idea of it. If they are the right person.

Another thing is, women who are a bit older, normally don't want kids.. or they have had them and don't want anymore.. it would suck to make some woman pregnant by mistake then she wants to have a child and the guy has no say, then he has to pay for that kid for like 18 years and stuff, it happens, and women my age have got that hormonal thing going on where they really want to be a mother right? iv talked to them about it, like is that a real thing? you guys get the urge to be mothers really hard? an they are like yea its a thing, iv seen it too. Fellas better be careful wid that. Another thing is older women imo are sometimes... not always.. more chill and theres less drama, sometimes they have there shit together in life too.

Marmar, I don't think you need to defend the girl MFB is with. By that picture where shes holding up a paper she seems ok with it, unless MFB is pointing a gun at her..
My boyfriend is younger than me. I never thought I'd be a cougar but here I am. He says the same thing you do about older women. Us older women appreciate you because guys our age require a toolbox full of contraptions and at least pills. (Sorry guys. Medical science is still working on that.)
 

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The only thing I enjoy more than sex is food
& when you combine the two, Let the good times roll
 

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Food can certainly be an aphrodisiac.
Has anyone ever had Cream of Sum Yung Gai?
 

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I'm gonna make a leap & say if someone's spending a lot of time in this thread and they got a Top Poster of the Month logo next to their avatar, there's probably not a lot going on with their love life
 

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I'm gonna make a leap & say if someone's spending a lot of time in this thread and they got a Top Poster of the Month logo next to their avatar, there's probably not a lot going on with their love life
Which is a shame, bc I bet he/she is an attentive lover w a tickly m'stache that gives killer foot rubs. 🤷
 

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Referring to myself, incidentally

But since we're back on the roller coaster, hot date tonight with a beautiful lass I met ~a year ago & we're finally having a proper rendez-vous; half my age plus a dozen or so years - I'll have to get back with y'all on the math

Bedbug granny on ice for the nonce
 
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Finally ended a 9 month drought friday night and again yesterday. Shes supposedly a lesbian, but jumped my bones when i took her home after post hockey drinks (ive been driving her since her girl left for tiawan). Her girlfriend Is currently overseas and they have an open relationship. Felt good to have some intimacy.
 

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